h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i will just take the name of whoever placed the post .........

*goes to create another identity*

~Skenvoy

in that case if any unknowns kill hurt him i will kill u regardless(from a distance of course)

...*opens the door...looks around behind it...scans the room...*

Sure hope that camera of yours doesn't become damaged during the fight!

don't you worry, i took the liberty of pacing some hidden extra around the room

...*holds up copy right contract...*Sign on the dotted line_ _ _ _

I'm jussss gonna' go have a lil' lay-me-down. I don't think opti & I outta' fight on Sunday. It's a day of rest....*stretches...*Later fella's. ...*rollerblades out of the building...loud cursing can be heard as she takes the stairs...*

*looks at contract*

hey this ain't just copy right, says i gotta be devoted slave for a year ......

~Skenvoy

i ain't signing,


but i will deal wiht you after i finished filming ... ie my life for the tapes

*wondering when the fight is going to start*

you had better get it on tape there WIRO, I'd hate to miss it...

no worries

...*opens the door...peeks around...*Where's is Miss 'Tart Wanna'-be'?? No matter...I'll just be sitting in my chair awaiting her arrival...or not.
...*jumps several feet off the floor...spinning in the air...kicks ceiling fan...braking it...it hangs by one lone wire...tosses a gold coin onto the bar to pay for it...*Yep. All warmed up.
...*checks chair for traps...relaxes with her feet up on the table...*
Where's that bloody medic? I won't fight until one arrives!
And Whyyyyyy isn't the contract signed???...*raises one eyebrow...*Hmm.

medic arrived at post 159

the contact isn't signed cos it includes somthing about me being your slave

Oh. Riiight thought the medic was a...
Hey...why isn't the contract signed? Where does it say 'SLAVE'?!
...*grabs contract...*bla-bla-bla-a-aa...Oh, you drama king! It clearly states: "SERVANT"...Men...always embellishing.
...*thinks of what a sex slave for a year would be like...*
Ewwwww! An entire year with the same...*grabs contract...rips it into tiny pieces...*
Now, where's Miss Tart-wanna' be??
Perhaps we outta' set a time for out fight or sumthin'.
...*checks chair for traps, etc...settles in...*====~ ~~

Been having some 'puter probs...if I vanish for a bit you'll know why......

...*sits carving a leg of the table into a fire spuing dragon...*Hmm.

Opti isn't around a lot at the moment... she can't get online very often right now...

That's okay luv, I've still got three more legs on this table alone to carve. Plus...*whispers...*I've been hired to flush out a spy.shhh.

*looks up from the paper he has been reading*

hope you don't mind, but i need this table to keep the ashtray on.

How's my carving going to bother your smoking??
Heck I can carve, smoke AND sing all at the same time.
Not bragging.
Just a fact.
=====~ ~~la-la-a-aLa
...and she's bu-u-u-uying the sa-a-airway to heaven.

i never was much of a Def Leppard fan.

it won't interupt my smoking dear. it is just very annoying having to flick the ash on the floor. very un civilised if you catch my drift