h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nah, just a nip at a time for me..*jumps straight up and sticks to a beam as opti's head crashes into chair* Ill be down in a minute just waiting for the fight to move a foot or two

is it just me or is Pan breaking all the Rules on the front page ....

Killing for Pleasure,
Killing for personal reasons
there seems to also be a lack of money invovled here,

throws towards Pan & opti, that sorts the money problem

pans not yet an Assassin...
shes our guest

so that means she can kill us all, but she can't get a free drink using a squirrels tale?

~Skenvoy

yes..
if she takes out a contract

im glad that i have celared that up

she can have one of us killed if she gets a contract
but she cant get payed for any contracts she does unless she joins

*climbs down and resettles in her black leather chair*and is there any rules about pan having a price on her own head? I mean its not very polite to kill visitors but with all this talk about spies, people could get suspicious

...*leaning foreward Pan puts all her weight atop opti's neck...
which is being squeezed even MORE tightly now...slides her hands down opti's arms...pinning her writs to the for...whispers...
for the last time...*tap twice if you concede.
...*releases the grip just so the purple goes out of opti's face...&
she can draw a breath...*leans into opt's ear...hisses...*that'll be the last breath you ever draw if'n ya' don't tap yer hand on the floor twice

*quickly moves in behind Pandora, grabs her wrist and flips her to the ground* Not nice *flips Pan onto her stomach and sits on the small of her back, pinning her arms with his knees. Quickly takes out a knife and puts it to Pans throat* Enough is enough! This fight is over

hey... something doesn't seem right here... *removes Pandora's mask revealing that she is infact a SQUIRREL* Ok Anthea... I know I am not supposed to kill guests (not that it was going to stop me in the first place) but we have a squirrel... quite a large one actually. What are your orders?

*looks on intrigued*

a squirrel in bondage get up very original diguise

It had me fooled...

shall we just slit its throat and say it was an accident

and since it is such a BIG squirrel, it should receive a premium price... I reckon about 3-4 kegs of beer... what do you reckon?

sounds bloody good to me

*pulls out large machete.*

You're gonna die clown... sorry... Squirrel

would you like to do the honours, Creachy? We will split the kegs... don't wanna be TOO greedy now

ok,

*locates tail and begins to hack it off*