h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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'rolls eyes'

I am English

FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!!
FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!!
FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!!
FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!!
FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!!!

crouches down in a corner, so she can get a good view of the happenings, but not get in the way of any flying weaponry.

Gaia if you want you can watch it in the next room on a tv ....

no, it's more interesting this way.

u can taste the blood, eh




literally

Dr we need a Midshipman on the rank structure or it will fall thourgh

the next members will be midshipmen...

wanders in looking

if that knife had been silver Anthea that wouldve needed stitches!

gets a

no work yet then? did i mention i specialise in preternatural targets by the way?

there is a contract on the frount page...

IRL internet problems keep mucking up my fun

Oh fortheloveofthemotherofthedevil~...*kicks over table...* Stick WHAT up?!?...*looks down at her own chest...*
Perky is my middle name! HA!
I know you're...*shouts & points...*
THESPY! Don't EVEN try to deny it.
I'll have a heavy purse once I'm finished with you.
...*pulls her leather gloves on tightly...walks atop the overturned
table...throws a right upper jab...opti moves to the side...Pandora
misses her mark...opti elbows Pandora in the back...*
WellThat's gonna' leave a mark! An' swim Season not yet over. Now, now, lil' miss Tart wanna'-be, now it's
personal....*leaps forward knocking opti to the floor narrowly missing the upturned table leg...*UUFFF...*opti reacts by
pulling Pandora's long hair...opti pulls Pan's hair in one jerk...as
opti throws her head forward and slams Pan in the forehead with the top of her own head...*
You B***H!...*seeing Pan is dazed...opti shoves Pandora
off to one side...rolls her over and mounts Pan's stomach...hands around Pandora's throat...Pandora slams her
fists against both sides of opti's temples...causing HER to see stars...*...*Pandora rolls over and tries to crawl into a standing position...to no avail...opti grabs Pan's ankles...pulls backwards...again slamming Pandora to the floor...*UHhh.
...*Havng had the wind knocked out of her Pandora blinks rapidly
trying to focus on her attacker...*you!...*On her back...Pan
takes a deep breath and leaps to a standing position holding her side...*I do believe you've broken a rib or two opti. Good for you! Too bad it wasn't my neck, hey?? Come on you

*sits comfortably watching the fight*
*sips a well erned *

*wipes face*
yup, now I can literally taste the blood

...*kicks her leg out and up and over her shoulder breaking the lens on one of the cameras...*Told you to sign that contract.
...*craks her knuckles...in a most lady-like manner...awaits opti's
next move...* Spying I detest spies.
D-flipping-test them!!

*looks at the contract*
its not as yes too late pandora...
your skills would be widely apreciated in the guild...
and the only thing stoping this contract... it the fact that you are a paying guest...
and this has not been payed for...

who put a contract on Pan .... pan how about you sign this contract sayying that you can have control of the release of the film ... and i am allowed to hold a copy for as long as i shall live .... and once i die it is relaesed to all news channels in the world ....



i do need some form of protection ....