h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought you kept newts, old chap, not arachnids of the cheesecake frenzied kind!

I believe that he is some kind of jape set up by that utter oaf Kipper Herring

Newts? Good Lord, no! i won't go near them, nasty slimy things. You're thinking of Gussie Fink-Nottle, old chap.

No, Kipper's not subtle enough to think of a giant sider jape. And besides which, I rather like the fellow..

I had no idea you were all here! How lovely. I've just been re-reading Jeeves and Wooster. Awfully fond of Wodehouse ...

Mol

As the only member currently on-line, I'd like to welcome you on behalf of the group. Have a drinkie

Welcome, you're on the list!

What's all this then? New members? Excellent, eh, old chap?
We could do with some newbies around, what-what?

Anyway, what were we talking about?
I believe you mentioned a drink...

Here you go, old thing. Shampers or ino? Just say the word...

A whiskey and soda would be good, old bean. I'll ring for Jeeves.

*Rings a bell - Jeeves appears*

Whiskey and soda would be bally marvelous, Jeeves. Ask these chaps what they would like, too.

G&T for me please, old fellow.

Does anyone else feel that all we seem to do in this place is get rather tiddly. Not that I'm complaining

i say *hic*... what-what, what?

Surely that's what this thread is for, old bean.

I thought it was to welcome new members of the society?

Oh well, time for tea.

Hmmmm. I think not old bean. But I will have a .

Very civilised!

Mol

, anyone?

Rather, old bean!

I say, this all seems rather jolly. Mind if I join?

Name: BP
U Number Thingy: U1535102

I lent my Jeeves and Wooster anthology to an old pal a good few months ago, and the blighter still hasn't given it back.
for me too, thanks awfully.

Welcome, you're on the list.

Hurrah!

i say, bally suu-per!

hello and toodle-pip!

Spiffing! Thanks ever so, old chap.