h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what-ho! i feel theres a need for some japing-tom-foolery round these parts what what?

i too a rather bored with the abjectly mind numbing simplicity of the place. I say, why don't we place one of those "whoopee-cushion" things under Bertie's Aunt Agatha's chair during one of her dinner parties, and blame the japeold chap himself!

Hello to our new pal, by the way.? ? ?

I wouldn't mind some . Thanks awfully!
It does seem rather cruel to poor Bertie though. I mean, the old chap does tend to hold grudges rather.

Hmmm, good point that. What about that fellow Spode. I've never like him. You know, Earl of Sidcup, or somesuch title.

Rather! i say, shouldnt we perhaps teach the old boy a lesson or two what-what eh, what?
Should liven things up a bit if nothing else whatwhat-eh-what?

*slugs G&T*

Indeed. I shall send Jeeves off for the necessary provisions as soon as i've finished my

I've finished my tea. It only took me... several months.

Now then, I believe we were going to sort out Spode, if I'm not wrong.

Indeed, old fellow. Lead on.

*Climbs into motorcar, and drives off a 70mph towards Totleigh*
He's bound to be there - he's always following that ditzy Basset girl.

I say, wait up, dear boy! My pins can't go as quick as your bally wheels.

I thought you were already in the car old bean. I apologise.
*slows down*

*Clambers in exhausted*

Right Shall we be off?

*Drives off*
As I say, Totleigh Towers.

I want to join The h2g2 Wodehouse Society because PG Wodehouse is the greatest writer of all time!

well, perhaps i wouldn't got THAT far,but he is rather good, what? have to admit, i have read pretty much everything he's written and he's a damned amusing chap, eh what. if only i had a butler too...sigh.

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Oh, I say! Welcome, m'dear. It's simply splendid to have you with us. Jeeves is rather busy at the moment, so may I offer you a little something? , or perhaps a little ?

And welcome to the hallowed ranks of the most spiffing people on this bally old website, what!

Welcome, welcome, I see that Aximili has taken care of your beverage needs, as he usually beats me to it. I've put your name on the list.

Wyatt, m'dear fellow. How simply spiffing to see you! And who better to hand out the beverages that the chap who knows them all intimately, what

I say, where did you get that bubbly? That wasn't there earlier, old bean.

i say. i would jolly well enjoy becoming a member of this society!

Having just this nonce received the compleat DVD collection of the Jeeves and Wodehouse teleplays, from a dear dear friend named Dierdre, I am still somewhat of a neophyte but, what ho, i am completely enamoured!




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You're on the list, welcome!

Have some and .

. .. .adjusts cloche and digs in... . . .

i say! . .. .mumbling around the cake crumbs.. . .Thank you so much!