h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rather! Champers all round, what?

(Perhaps this place'll liven up a bit now)

Thanks, old bean!
anyway, where is that valet.

Not a clue, old thing. This place really is going downhill these days.

Ah! Here's Jeeves now! Jeeves, please sweep up the pottery and glass, and then go and take Mr Fink-Nottle to the doctor's, there's a good chap.

(Jeeves) At once, Sir. And will Sir be requiring anything else?

I rather fancy a whiskey and soda, if you would Jeeves. I say fellows, do you want anything?

The same for me please.

(Jeeves) Of course Sirs. *Jeeves leaves*

Well, I am rather in need of a stiff drink now.

Indeed, old boy. Rather a shock, what?

i say !! what-ho chaps!! has that damned awful woman been through here????
i feel there may be a dreadfully awkward situation in need of resolution what???
.. you chaps up for a spot of adventure malarky-what???

I say! What a lark!

Oh rather!

Suuuper!

wheres that valet gotten to???

A situation like this calls for - gin, and of course, complete and utter secrecy!!

*leans over conspiratorially*.....

**whisper** - it seems old withers-potts-smith is in a bit of a pickle........

indeed?

Is that so?

indeed......
what we need now is a plan of cunning unnecesary convolutedness...... wheres that damned jeeves when you need him???
not bally-on -dammnit!

I'm sure he'll be along shortly. He's getting drinks.

what-ho! anyway, it seems old potts-smith has only gone and arranged to marry agnes-pinkerton, who, as we all know,is just simply DREADFUl!!! it just isn't on-what??
..Especially as you and i all know, he was at that do last week.... any you know what happened there what-what??
simply not cricket by jove!!

I couldn't make it to that, dear boy. Fill me in, will you?

Indeed. I need more info too, old bean. Ah thank you Jeeves.