h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No? A soverign says you can't.

**overbearingly loud laugh** Ecellent idea chum!! who's for a round eh?what?eh?eh?

I say: Some one fetch Jeeves -

Its on then!
*Some seconds later*
Damn, the vase got in the way!

Oh, bad show. My turn.

(Ow)

Sorry!

...I say, look at it fly...oh dear. Will they miss that window, do you think?

RAWRAWRAWRAW!!

Probably not, I mean it was very old anyway. I'll get Jeeves to sort it out.

Jolly good. *Hands the club over*

Your turn, dear fellow.

*Swings wildly*
Look at that one go! That is a bally good shot. I'll get Jeeves to get it from those nice people across the road once he's finished sweeping up the glass in HERE!

Insay. That WAS impressive. The way it bounded off the walls like that... shame that fellow got in the way, isn't it?

I bally well say! Its Gussie! Well hullo old chap! Sorry about that!

Yes, yes, a bit of bad luck there, what?

(Gussie) Don' worry about it old boy. Lucky I wasn't carrying any newts, eh!

Rather, That would have been rather a shock for them, what?

(Captain again) Indeed it would!

I ddon't believe we've met old boy. Gussie was it?

Of course he's met you. He's Gussie Fink-Nottle. The Newt man! He helped Bertie Wooster out a few times.

Oh, GUSSIE! Sorry, old bean, mind like a sieve, what? Didn't recognise you with that lump on your noggin.

Yes Gussie, i'll get Jeeves to hail a cab to take you to the doctor's, if you like.

Yes, I think that would be best for him. Jeeves! Jeeves!

I say, a jolly good welcome to Cptn_Jack!