h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One day our goals will be obtained! Sockism must be stopped!

Wow, I haven't posted on this thread for a long time...

How's it going?

That graffiti I told y'all about is still there. That's about as relevant as I can get.

That's not even watching paint dry, that's watching dried paint!

A whole new order of pointlessness.

I darned some socks the other day and reunited two odd ones with their partners. We're getting somewhere

I actually have a sock with a hole in it I've been meaning to darn for ages... I'll get to it at some point.

I socks I mended had been awaiting repairs for a couple of months , but all is sorted now

I hereby declare my bedroom an independent state.
The Anarchy of Bed, where I, GnomeCarl, am The Supreme Leader and First Among Equals, shall prevail!
I apply for membership in UBC for my country's (and my own) good, as we are stronger together!
Our capital, Eiderdown, will be the mightiest metropolis in the world!
Population: 2 mammals at most
Species: Humans, Cats
Ethnic groups: Norwegian
Religion: Agnosticism, Atheism, Mysticism
Languages: Norwegian, English, Cattish(?)
Literacy: 50-100% (dependent on population)
Dependent areas: Territory of Apartment (Capital: Lonesome Town)

Welcome to the UBC GnomeCarl, you have been added on to the list of member states

Equal rights for socks!

anaRchy!

And I need my titles!
By the way, "Comrade" would be enough. As title.

Rights for equal socks!!!!!

I've changed my mind.
My title shall be: "Supreme Leader"

Socks with holes are also socks!!!!!!

Welcome to the UBC -- you've got the right spirit right there!

You mean you expect me to be able to spell?

This anti-sockism is spreading well

I hereby declare my bedroom a Republic. Equal rights for socks!

Name: United States of B&H
Capital City: New Sock
Dictator: Mrs LeviPuma
Prime Minister: LeviPuma
Minister of Socks: Victorinho the
Population: 2 humans, 1 cat, 3 packets of B&H and 3688 odd socks

Power to the Sock!

Welcome to the Confederacy!

Thank you...Mrs LeviPuma is most pleased that we have joined the Confederacy and hope our combined forces will bring joy to socks the world over!

My socks are happy for you, from the bottom of their soles

The UBC is two years old today , and consequently it is time for the AGM (Annual General Meeting)

If anyone has any changes to make to their Confederacies, has ideas for future sock protection plans or thinks the table should be a different colour, now's the time to say so.

Unc

Head of Unappropriate Paperwork

My confederacy is currently developing its relations with other countries through an extensive postcard project, which I shall now plug:

http://public.fotki.com/LadyPennywhistle/the_postcard_project/

(and there's also a thread - see my tag)

ooo, I could send you a picture of my Confederacy