h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...did three tumble rolls, the third one so low he had to make an emergency landing after only 7 minutes of flying, angered he...

...deliberately crashed the plane into a deserted island and let the cargo of polar bears run riot...

(Yes, I have been watching too much 'Lost')

... but unfortunately the polar bears were shot by some random people who had also crashed on the island. biggles then...

strapped on his flying suspenders and wadeed off into the suburbs brandishing his...

...fiendish cheestrings which he had stolen from indiana jones's top-secret cheestring making facility. meanwhile, algy and ginger were...

...impersonating Spanish dancing girls, with various degrees of success. This was quite alarming as...

...the real spanish dancing girls were nowhere to be seen, and many feared they had been eaten by a...

...Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast of Traal, when in fact they had made a secret form of transport and were currently...

racing towards biggles at a rate of...

...speed that would only surpass most gently grazing bovines. It was...

...a particularly gently grazing bovine which proved to be their downfall. It turned to face them, opened its mouth and...

...broke into a full Broadway Musical, complete with dancers and spotlights that came from...

...that small cafe restaurant off the rue verde in Marseilles...

...which, incidently, is lovely at this time of year, if you dont mind the...

...mind numbing paranoia that comes from...

eating the livid purple strawberries. They are...

...a rare delicacy in this part of outer mongolia. as such, they have to be shipped in from france on a special...

... heart shaped box made out of the purest...

...titanium, which is made from...

...strangely enough, titanium. This element can only be found in the...