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I want to be in the Society!
Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted May 24, 2003
I am sorry. If I let you be an upper-class twit, then everybody would ask.
Meet me around back later and if you persuade me then I may let you become an UCT.
Deus Ex Machina
I want to be in the Society!
rodrod - Game Addict & Minister for Lighters That Don't Work - trying to find a job! Posted May 26, 2003
Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot! Or i shall unleash upon you the fury of Spiny Norman 
I want to be in the Society!
Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! Posted Jun 13, 2003
Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot! And it's getting to be time for the penguin on top of the television set to explode!
I want to be in the Society!
Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! Posted Jun 13, 2003
No, no, Spiny Norman would never dare be silly.
I want to be in the Society!
Existential Elevator Posted Jun 28, 2003
Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot! I wanna! I wanna! 
I want to be in the Society!
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 28, 2003
Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!
PLEASE!
Lou *eating SPAM*
I want to be in the Societies!
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 28, 2003
Let me in the societies! Give me my free parrots!
I want to be in these two great socities, and so I have written these two messages telling the both of you so.
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
I want to be in the Societies!
Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Jun 29, 2003
CONGRATULATIONS!
You are all official members!
(And there was much rejoicing.)
Deus
I want to be in the Societies!
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 29, 2003
Great!
Now my mind is at peace.
I like a piece know what i mean! nudge nudge?
I want to be in the Society!
Marsinta Drewbish Posted Aug 2, 2003
Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot! And I want a live one, or heads may (or may not) roll!
Marsinta
I want to be in the Society!
Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Aug 2, 2003
Okay, Marsinta, welcome to the...
Sorry, sorry, you can't be in right now. Unfortunately, I have dinner to eat right now, and alas, you will have to wait. But rejoice in knowing that your application has been sent in and misplaced by the improper authorities.
Deus Ex Machina
I want to be in the Society!
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Aug 26, 2003
Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!
Nephew Who reading the parrot request
"I wonder where that will lead us to, all parrot flying around the place perhaps"
officer in ancient army uniform sitting behind a desk
"Hereby I declare there will be parrots for everyone"
lurking on his pipe
"It's It'ss ....." stretching hi arm to reach for someone to help
"It is"
I want to be in the Society!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 1, 2003
And now for something completely different!
I want to be in the Society!
Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Sep 1, 2003
Congratulations! Welcome to the society. You'll recieve such benefits as...
*being a member of the Spam of the Month Club
*something else, I forget
*free cheese for a month
*and more!
Deus
I want to be in the Society!
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Sep 1, 2003
Can I have the free parrot, please?
Parrobot Squeeking as an ancient analogue modem
'SSquiiiick, Piiiooorrrggggwhypwhyhyhyhyhyp, piorororororor'
"I am a Free Parrobot! You can not own me I own myself! I want to fly when I can! I am Free! Have you ever been locked in a cage? Now, come on admitt it, you have not! You also want to be free, you see? No I will not go with you to your personal space, I have my own space, I have my own free space! Ah, you are willing to pay for me? Now give me the money, then I will play the scetch, it is not that hard to do. You what? Do not give that money to the shop owner he is just a loser who stole me in the first place. I am a free parrobot!"
'Klick'
Nephew Who searching in his coat for his ear (eye) protectors
"can anyone shut that thing down? I do not care if it is a free parrobot or what, just keep it silent plaese!"
Sailor in Time Norwegian Bleu < A1096940 > on his shoulder
"Now wait a minute is that not the parrobot from the captain of the Titanic, I mean he sounds just like them (them?)"
Elbot squeeking with long hales 'whiieeee, whieeeeeee'
"Take A look at me
I wander Free
I ride on the windings
And gather all findings
I just made a Deal
You can have the eel
Than I catch the squid
Raw you will disgust it
My wife is sitting on the egg
And soon she will expect me back
The Mast will still hold
With the foremost stay I am told"
Traveller in Time 
on his head
"I wonder if someone feels to join the fish act, I am told the Chinese, Korean, Mexicans, Russians and Taiwanese did not join jet. I know of a cargoload whitefish to be used to pay the play."
wondering how an orange vessel can turn into a blue pill
"You mean the slaughterhouse 'Viarsa' it is designed to efficiently kill the lot and holds large stowage too."
I want to be in the Society!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 2, 2003
*pretends to be a lobster*
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- 21: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (May 24, 2003)
- 22: [...] (May 24, 2003)
- 23: rodrod - Game Addict & Minister for Lighters That Don't Work - trying to find a job! (May 26, 2003)
- 24: Chronicargonaut (May 26, 2003)
- 25: Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! (Jun 13, 2003)
- 26: Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! (Jun 13, 2003)
- 27: Existential Elevator (Jun 28, 2003)
- 28: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Jun 28, 2003)
- 29: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 28, 2003)
- 30: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Jun 29, 2003)
- 31: [...] (Jun 29, 2003)
- 32: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 29, 2003)
- 33: Marsinta Drewbish (Aug 2, 2003)
- 34: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Aug 2, 2003)
- 35: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Aug 26, 2003)
- 36: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 1, 2003)
- 37: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Sep 1, 2003)
- 38: [...] (Sep 1, 2003)
- 39: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Sep 1, 2003)
- 40: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 2, 2003)
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