h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

SnackSeller walking by white cap and earprotectors on his head
"Parrobots for free! Parrobots to free! < A1162397 >"

Nephew Who reading the lines of SnackSeller
"Should that not be Free the Albatross < A552908 >?"

Elbot looking at his finny feet
"A lobster would be great they tase lots better than these dried out cattlefish."

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!

We get a parrot? Cool. I want me parrot Now!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, my cat might eat my parrot, is it an already dead one that's nailed to it's perch? I wanna parrot like that!!

See ya

Cat-Eyes

Gee, just don't let me in or anything.

See ya (LET ME IN!!!!!!!)

Cat-eyes

I would, but I'm only Middle-class... Oh, and a twit aswell...

I got the smiley thing worked out, it's Yay!!!!

How come everything I sign up to no one replies to?!?!

come on, let me in!!!

I'm just gonna keep talking in here until someone lets me in!!!

This is gonne be a VERY long day for everyone else in this post [I like that emoticon and i'm in a mood, so you're just gonna have to deal with it ]

See ya!
Cat

Deepest apologies for keeping you waiting! I am oh so very sorry that I did not get around to you! So, congratulations! Here is your parrot! You have now been inducted into the h2g2 Monty Python Fan Society!



Deus

Should I say amen or flash a spark?

Traveller in Time flying of to a safe place on one of the candles hanging down
"Am I allowed to get my super soaker, I see some nice targets for a wash. "

Sailor in Time holding some freightening sharp tools in his hands
"Any tooth-doctor present, I know a potential client somewhere in the South Atlantic. And for the cats, do not go there, the fish have big teeth and the birds take you for lunch."

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!
Must...must...

I'm a... Thingite and Sporkite lumberjack dada da da,

Ni!

OH, and i'd like to join...

seems to be partially abandoned but what the

It's not really ABANDONED as such, but you do hav eto wait for someone who can accept to accept you. I found doing a lot worked, probably cause I bugged them so much

Cat

Partially abandoned? Who ever heard of such a thing? Well, that settles it! Let's get this society revitalized! We must advertise! Advertise, I say! Tell your friends! Tell your relatives! Tell your parrots, unless they're dead of course! If you do, I shall give you something special *nudge nudge wink wink*!

Deus Ex Machina

Traveller in Time on his head
"I can not call this page abandoned, it is just starting to get a bit busy. There are 5 researchers on this page with a total of 8 or 9 persona. Nephew, can you provide some extra chairs before someone pushes the button for < <./>F123979?thread=275497&skip=0&show=50</.> >. "

Nephew Who comes by dragging a hand truck piled with chairs
"Look what I have found, standing here just round the corner."

Traveller in Time helps unloading the chairs

Susan Winkle aka Traveller in Time comes in takes a chair and puts it near the fire place.
Susan Winkle aka flies directly to on Travellers head.
Susan Winkle aka comes in take two chairs and a little table and walks, with the help of Sailor to the open garden doors. Just as they place the chairs next to the table in the pavement, comes in. He also takes a chair and walks to the pavement.

Acromynous Borg marches in, takes a chair from the truck and walks straight to Traveller
"We are out of parrobots Sir!"
Traveller
"No, no you do not have to sir to me Acronymous. And do not worry about those parrobots, we give a refresh at every visit. They are quite static you know?"
Acronymous
"But si.. , Sorry, but Traveller sir, with these crowds in here they will be exhausted before the end of the page, sir. Oops"
Traveller
"Any one who can not have a parrot from stock will get a voucher. Do not worry so much we have got years to restore the stock."
he turns to AK
"We are with about 14 on this page, still think it is abandoned? By the way look at our hosts personal space to find out he is rushing from vacation, first week study, the post to jet another deadlined thread (as in time-limited-to-finish). "

A gong sounds and the curtain on the end of the long side opens.
Some clock synchronising beeps _ _ _ and a newsreader
"Goodevening to all of you I have got the latest news, read the post <./>thepost</.>, for other non information check your private routers fax at <./>info</.>.
And now some weather information. The northen hemiphere of your little planet will start to experience autumn while the southern half will have the first days of spring.
And now for something completely different:"

Well, hey, it looked partially abandoned when I tried to join too. I mean, no one had said anything in ages and then I tried to join and no one said anything either. If you really wanna look non-partially abandoned (which, I think i am now included in the 'you' as I think I got accepted in) people need to talk more in here. Maybe start a new thread, have some new conversation, make it look not so has-anyone-been-in-here-recently? and cobwebbed and like it echos everything you say with the emptyness.

Cat

Cryptic Worm crawling by
"take a society
take a suasage

make a talk
take a byte

don't say quiet
best before tomorrow night"





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Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!

No, really, sign me up. In the out-of-context words of John Cleese: "I wish to register"

There, your thread subject is back to normal.

Nephew Who wish washing his keyboard
"Sorry we are partially abandoned, must be something sabbatical."

Sorry Doctor, I've just been sick. Congratulations, here's your parrot, welcome to the club!

Deus, are you the only one who can let people in? Or did everyone else who could leave?

Traveller in Time on his head
"I guess Deus is our host, he is the initiator of this forum. Unless specified explicitly otherwise Deus has to do the hostage thing."