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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Oct 28, 2003
YAY!!!!!! I can give out parrots!!!!!! They might be mangled by my cat, but, hey, you can't have everything...
Cat
I want to be in the Society!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 28, 2003
I want to be in the Society!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 28, 2003
Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms. Yours etc, Bgdr Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
PS. Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!
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Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) Posted Oct 28, 2003
You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest wwwwwwwwith...A HERRING!!!
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Oct 28, 2003
Nephew Who comes in carrying a frozen time slice of aherring
"What tree did you have in mind, the tallest tree on the top of that hill, or the one in the valley?"
I want to be in the Society!
Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) Posted Oct 28, 2003
No, THIS herring.
And chop down the highest in the forest!!!
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Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Oct 29, 2003
I think that might be a red herring...
Anyway, welcome to the society! Here is your... DEAD parrot!!!!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Oct 29, 2003
it's not dead...
...it's restin'!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 29, 2003
I want to be in the Society!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 29, 2003
*bangs parrot on table*
Nope, it's dead alright. 
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Oct 29, 2003
I wonder how long it would take someone to ACTUALLY cut down a tree with a red herring...I mean a real red herring, it'd take even longer with a metaphorical one....
Cat
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 29, 2003
Well, first they'd have to sharpen the herring...
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Oct 29, 2003
That could prove difficult...if just the smell, I mean, it'd take so long it'd be worse than standing next to Sir Robin in a fight....
Cat
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 29, 2003
Maybe if it was a large metal herring, sharpened into some kind of blade, with a wooden handle...
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Oct 29, 2003
It'd sill have to be painted red though. Wouldn't be a proper red herring ifit was metal coloured, now would it?
Cat
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- 101: AK - fancy that! (Oct 28, 2003)
- 102: Wøñkø (Oct 28, 2003)
- 103: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Oct 28, 2003)
- 104: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 28, 2003)
- 105: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 28, 2003)
- 106: Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) (Oct 28, 2003)
- 107: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Oct 28, 2003)
- 108: Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) (Oct 28, 2003)
- 109: Wøñkø (Oct 28, 2003)
- 110: AK - fancy that! (Oct 28, 2003)
- 111: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Oct 29, 2003)
- 112: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Oct 29, 2003)
- 113: AK - fancy that! (Oct 29, 2003)
- 114: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 29, 2003)
- 115: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 29, 2003)
- 116: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Oct 29, 2003)
- 117: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 29, 2003)
- 118: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Oct 29, 2003)
- 119: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 29, 2003)
- 120: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Oct 29, 2003)
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