h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WHAT?!?!?!?! This is an outrage!!! When I did the search I got nineteenth last time!! Now I'll have to go do it again and see who has added sites!!! Outrageous this is!!!



Cat

Traveller in Time on his head
"Very fuzzy search 'yesterday' it was 23 now it is 24. The most peculiar is all higher ranking entries have much lower Anumbers."

Including this, I count 25!!!

We need ot have more content of Monty Python on the main page so that our percentage goes up so we're on the first page again!!! Cause like no one can ever be bothered looking at the second page in a search thingy.

Cat

perhaps a nice long list of quotes... although what we REALLY need is the words "monty python" to pop up 10 times more...

i know!

So, let's get Deus to put some more Monty Python and quotes and stuff on there.

I mean, even if we put like:

"A duck!!" -From Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!" - From Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"..And women" -From Monty Python and the Life of Brain
"No it's not, it's just resting" -From Monty Python's Flying Circus

we'd have more 'Monty Python' coming up. {Sorry, I know they're really bad quotes, but I couldn't be bothered writing heaps or thinking of any *really* good quotes from them, especially Life of Brain, I have to watch that again, I can't remember any really good quotes .

Cat

I hope you meant the Life of *brian* instead of brain...



'elp! 'Elp! I'm bein' oppressed!

violence in'erent in the system!

Yeah, Brian. Sorry about that. Mind you, the life of Brain might be interesting too, you never know.

Shut up you stupid peasant

Cat

Whoops, meant to say:

Bloody peasant

Cat

she tu'ned me inta a newt!



...ah got betta...

'No, no... /dog kennels/... here look.'

'Oh, matress!'

'Agrh! Well yes.'

'Well if you meant matress then why didn't you say matress? How am I supposed to understand if you're going around saying dog kennels when you mean matress? Hah-ha-ha.'

'Well you put a bag on your head last we said matress--'

*puts bag on head*

Ahhhh, don't you just randomn quotes?

Cat

yeah...*s them*


But it doesn't keep the search from being OUTRAGEOUS!
THe other nonedited pages that are up there seem to generally have the phrase"monty python", together, a lot. That might be a problem... pythonist won't do...

Traveller in Time Norwegian blue on his shoulder on the parrots head
"Let me quote 'Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!'. Is it not simply perfect?
By the way we have created a link to this society that should make it to the #1 of the 'unedited' entries."

Good... if it works... does it search an index that is regularly updated, or the guide itself?

Yeah, but when you search for Monty Python, we don't have enough 'Monty python' written on the front page, so we don't rate as high. We need more Monty Python written there and then we'll rate higher, and we can go back to being #19 on the search list which sounded cool.

How did you create the link? What did u create the link? I'm confused.

Cat

he made a page that consists of the words monty python written 100 times... if the search works like google that should pust it up...


really you need several pages liek that that link to each other and the main page needs it more often...

I can't seem to search for unedited guide entries, how do u do it?

Cat