A Conversation for 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' - the Film

the limbless knight

Post 1

St. tar-palantir (patron saint of left-handers)

you forgot to mention the best bad guy in the film, the knight that had all his limbs sliced off by king arther before calling a draw


the limbless knight

Post 2

Researcher Squangos

I loved it when King Arthur cut off both his arms, went on one knee and prayed...before being kicked in the head. If that isn't comedy, then everyone is insanely mad. I also like when the Black Knight (being the name of the knight) has his arm cut off. Now how does the dialogue go?
Your arm's off!
No it isn't.
Well what's that then?
I just wish I could watch Monty Python instead of having to work...


It's Only a Flesh Wound...No its not, your arms off

Post 3

binary_distortion

Nothing on this planet makes me laugh as much as Monty Python, in particular the Black Knight scene.


the limbless knight

Post 4

Researcher 225486

I personaly think the little white bunny was the best.

Tweek...


the limbless knight

Post 5

binary_distortion

...big sharp pointy teeth...


the limbless knight

Post 6

skittledog

oh, the black knight was brilliant...'It's a flesh wound!'

but then, so are many bits.....the conversation about how to tell if someone's a witch....the french insults....and of course the knights of NI!....

and also

'and they, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it'

that always makes me laugh.


the limbless knight

Post 7

matterbug

I love the whole movie. One of my favorites is the coconuts and the two guards in the room that wouldn't follow directions..smiley - biggrin


the limbless knight

Post 8

Frogglette, Tree dweller taking over the world

oh, brilliant!
Come back you coward!
You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest, with a....HERRING!!!
I'm not dead yet!
Run away! Run away!
Brave, brave Sir Robin!
Just a little temptation?
And then the animator had a heart attack....
And so it goes on! I love this movie too smiley - smiley


the limbless knight

Post 9

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orang-utans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and . . .

anyway, enough of this gay banter, must be off

toodles


the limbless knight

Post 10

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'


the limbless knight

Post 11

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

and who said anything about wanting michael palin to be naughty in my sight? ? ?


the limbless knight

Post 12

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

he could be naughty in my - sorry, our - sight any time!!!


the limbless knight

Post 13

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

Indeed, WOOO!!


the limbless knight

Post 14

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

oh, but he's too clever for us naughty people!

incidentally, i put it to you that you are dead.

are you dead?

now, are you considering the question, or are you just dead?

i need help.


the limbless knight

Post 15

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

hmmm, we appear to have commendeered this conversation....
do not be afeard good people, jimbob cannot bite over the net


the limbless knight

Post 16

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

how do you know, you ridiculous talking musical strumming mangy dirty scrubby little floor wiper on a stick? how can you possibly have any vague conception of what me and my awesome powers are capable of?

mwahahahaha


the limbless knight

Post 17

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

incidentally you're right. well and truly commandeered. i salute me with highly polished brass knobs on.


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