'Allo everyone, it's wonderful to be 'ere y'know, I just love your country.

Good evening. First take a bunch of flowers. Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and chrymanthesums,then arrange them nicely in a vase. Get in! Get in! Get in!

Anyways, I be Lt Banjo mop of the mighty and powerful Jimbobanjonhab crew, captained by the all powerful Jimbob the 2nd (with whom i share a common brain) She doth also sail these pythonist waters under the alias jimbob_ii

But enough of this Gay banter. I'm Julie, I'm 17, and i appear to have been turned into a scary scots(wo)man by a terrifying blancmange. (anyone for tennis?)

I be a great Monty Python fan and have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a certain Micheal Palin. He is most fab and to anyone who disagrees i say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

Please note: contrary to popular belief i am not a cleaning utensil, neither can i play the banjo. The origens of my name and rank upon my ship are a mystery to all who fail to ponder it

ps. i really am crazy but if you wanna get in touch my email is [email protected] (but if you value your sanity i wouldnt bother)


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