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Post 1

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

why didst thou writest "chrysanthemums" instead of "chrymanthesums", pray tell? thou dost meddleth with ye things that should not be meddled with! like ye unwrittenne scriptures of sir python! i trusteth thou shalt resolvest this moste unholy of discrepancies poste haste.

i doth apologise, moste humbly and sincerely, for my insitence on writing in ye style of our closeste friende Bill, butte thou must agree that it be moste frabjous (thatte be my newe favourite worde. it be fromme the moste odde poem of 'Jabberwocky' by he who be Lewis Carroll, and tis greateth).

Yourse sincerely

Jimbob(eth)


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Post 2

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

i do indeed have a confession,
due to my impecable laziness of which i am sure you are aware, i did not in fact write my about me bit, i merely copy paste it from my extensive list of scripts.
Most sincere apogollies, i will fix it if i can ever be arsed (but dont hold your breath)


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Post 3

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

hurrah! you fixed it! *mutters 'it took you bloody long enough you lazy sod' under breath*


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Post 4

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano. Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane


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Post 5

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?! the thingy says you are online but you are not speaking to me!!!


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Post 6

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

tis quite possible i didnt sign off, i usually just leave it on coz its not a public comp


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Post 7

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

well damn you then! i got my hopes up and it turned out you were only here theoretically!


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Post 8

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

i am very sorry, i will try to remember to turn it off in future


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Post 9

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

too right you will. i am deeply, deeply disappointed in you and may demote you back to lieutenant. how would you like that? eh? eh?


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Post 10

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

i thought i was the lieutenant, what the hell am i??

i am so confuzed


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Post 11

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

well, it says first mate in your intro, you t*t


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Post 12

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

does it???

*runs off to check*


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Post 13

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

yes, it does as a matter of fact.


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Post 14

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

im sure i recall you saying you would promote the uber slug before you promoted me


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Post 15

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

well, thats what it says, don't blame me.


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Post 16

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

maybe you should promote michael, he'd make a good first mate for you
(nudge nudge, wink, wink, say no more)


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Post 17

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

were there quotation smiley - spider involved there anywhere?


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Post 18

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

i shall say only this

Hieshh!

hmm, tis hard to spell that.


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Post 19

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

what exactly was that supposed to say?


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Post 20

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

you know....

smiley - spider Hieshh! smiley - spider


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