h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you forgot to mention the best bad guy in the film, the knight that had all his limbs sliced off by king arther before calling a draw

I loved it when King Arthur cut off both his arms, went on one knee and prayed...before being kicked in the head. If that isn't comedy, then everyone is insanely mad. I also like when the Black Knight (being the name of the knight) has his arm cut off. Now how does the dialogue go?
Your arm's off!
No it isn't.
Well what's that then?
I just wish I could watch Monty Python instead of having to work...

Nothing on this planet makes me laugh as much as Monty Python, in particular the Black Knight scene.

I personaly think the little white bunny was the best.

Tweek...

...big sharp pointy teeth...

oh, the black knight was brilliant...'It's a flesh wound!'

but then, so are many bits.....the conversation about how to tell if someone's a witch....the french insults....and of course the knights of NI!....

and also

'and they, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it'

that always makes me laugh.

I love the whole movie. One of my favorites is the coconuts and the two guards in the room that wouldn't follow directions..

oh, brilliant!
Come back you coward!
You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest, with a....HERRING!!!
I'm not dead yet!
Run away! Run away!
Brave, brave Sir Robin!
Just a little temptation?
And then the animator had a heart attack....
And so it goes on! I love this movie too

And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orang-utans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and . . .

anyway, enough of this gay banter, must be off

toodles

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

and who said anything about wanting michael palin to be naughty in my sight? ? ?

he could be naughty in my - sorry, our - sight any time!!!

Indeed, WOOO!!

oh, but he's too clever for us naughty people!

incidentally, i put it to you that you are dead.

are you dead?

now, are you considering the question, or are you just dead?

i need help.

hmmm, we appear to have commendeered this conversation....
do not be afeard good people, jimbob cannot bite over the net

how do you know, you ridiculous talking musical strumming mangy dirty scrubby little floor wiper on a stick? how can you possibly have any vague conception of what me and my awesome powers are capable of?

mwahahahaha

incidentally you're right. well and truly commandeered. i salute me with highly polished brass knobs on.