h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Incidentally, as to the pigeon problem, I have 4 cats who are partial to mice. I am rather sure though that I can convince them that pigeons are much better fare.

They are crunchier too!!

MRS. SLARTIBARTFAST!!!!!!!.....You Wonderful woman, you!!!!

Where on Earth have you been! Welcome back!

Yeah, they made a few changes around here....some good, some bad.......most are acceptable!

I must check your ....lets' see....what do they call it...eeerrrmmm"My Space" (Yeah, silly....but change must occur, necessary or not!

NM

Have we got enought of those birds for a pigeon pie yet?

and 42 = 7 * 6. which would make the universe the collaborative creation of the christian yaweh and the indo-european shaitan. yeah. that kind of makes... um... yeah... a little bit of sense. almost. I AGREE!

If you can make sense of the answer, you're doin' better than the author!!!LOL

NM

It makes as much sense as anything...

daBaron

<<-------------------------*

"Here we are! You've not heard the one about the universe shitting on itself, have ya?"

*sternly*
Now Baron, do you really think we want to?

tell, tell, tell,
*jumps up and down*

blinko: That was mentioned about 500 postings ago in this forum, don't tell me you haven't read it all?

Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a little girl....

And she did read forum entries, but forgot what was in them in the excitment of rediscovering other fora.

That is the theory of what Pidgeons are actually FOR, in the natrual heirarchy of things. Any close examination of a statue in a park well stocked with PIDGEONS would reaveal that!

da Baron

ptewie! <<---------------------

"As if you had to make an EXAMPLE, didn't ya?"

any universe that eats,thats what the black holes do mostly ,must from time to time relieve itsself .think ill have another cup of that tea

And a slice of pidgeon pie

Arrrrgh! I knew it! They're BREEDIN' the bloody things!

da Baron

ptewie! <<----------------------

"The things I endure, that you might have pie!"

thank you Baron
*smiles sweetly*
very much appreciated.

high on a roof top over looking the sqaure a dark figure navigates a maze of skylights and ancient tv antenni trying not to stumble on discarded beer bottles slips slides a few feet on one foot before regaining balance advanceing doggitly to the bearly distinguesable row of gages near the edge.the wind picks up for a second or two blowing the mist in sheets not unrainlike at all.undoing the lock the pin door falls off in his hands got to remember to fix that he noteswhile reaching inside.there you are you got a job to do that i dont trust to the net tonight being friday and all.attaching the band with one hand pauseing for a second to calm the bird while takeing in the view of the townlights.fly high littleone see you on the turn about a flutter of wings and its gone and it knows where its going becomeing one with the air currentsand picking up speed with every flap of the wing.it is free

Mhmm Stumbled across something in the Usenet oracle archives, reposted here: http://www.h2g2.com/A451595 read!

Hello is anyone still here or do you all hate the BBC or something!!!

Most of us still pop in from time to time

shazz (in disguise)

Three and a half years is a pretty long time, great disguise though!!!