h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, 'ello Baron! Long time no see!

Just keep that blo*dy pigeon away from me!!!(do they taste like chicken!?

NM

Bhuddas? Monkeys?

I am the monkey.

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Yep. We know the might of the WET ASPARAGUS! No empty bottle could give you the headache it could, I'm SURE!

NM! It's been a long time, for SHURE! When was the last time? Hmmm... SUNDAY? Just keep your head covered, and you won't have to worry about the Pidgeons! *snicker snicker*

Actually had a lady inquire as to their meaning in another forum...

And she says she IS the monkey, eh? The secret is, I'm the Buddah!

da Baron

ptewie!<<--------------------*

"Everywhere I go, another PIDGEON!"

Aye, she do say she be the monkay.

Arrr, matey.

Butt pirates.

Agh, crrap.

Well, tell me monkey, why are you sitting on my head? I mean, it's nice in the wintertime, because I don't have to buy a hat to keep my ears warm, but in summbertime it's just downright HOT!

Enquirein' mindz wanna know!


da Baron

ptewie!<<------------------*

"I think these pidgeons have a PLOT of some sort!"

Is this proverbial? I'm a bit lost... Heh..

::Peers below self::

I'm not sittin' on anyone's head.....

Hmmm... then you must not be THE monkey! You may be A monkey, but definately not THE monkey! 'Cuz it's certainly perched right on top of my head! Chittering and chattering away, dropping peanut husks all over my floors, and throwing bananna peels at whomever passes by!

It's not easy living with a monkey on your head, let me tell you! People are always saying: "'Ere, now! Why don't you make your monkey behave and quit throwing bananna peels all about!", and I just have to tell them, "It's not MY monkey! It just took up residence on my head one fine afternoon, and I haven't been able to pry it off!".

I've had people offer to SHOOT it off of me, but I'm afraid I don't like having guns pointed even in my general direction! So I always pass on those offers.

Tell, me as a monkey- if YOU were lodged on someone's head, how would YOU go about getting yourself off? Eh?


da Baron
ptooie!<<-----------------------*
"I just wish someone would do something about the pidgeons hereabout!"

*looks about with a grin*
Now i remember this place, been a long time
Monsy

Welcome back Monsy

"catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon"

Welcome back yourself Swiv...long time no chat
pidgeon? i don't see no stinkin' pidgeons....
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oh!!! THAT pidgeon~
Monsy

Yeah, the one that's just.....

Ow get off me you stinking pigeon!!!!
And that was my favourite hat as well.
gerrrrrrr

Pidgeon-hunt! Everybody break out their shotguns!


da Baron

ptewie!<<----------------------

"Right! You're the FIRST against the wall, PIDGEON!"

Shotgun?

what be one o' they then?

I only got a bow and arrow

Ah, yes! You must live in the primitive land of Merry Olde AEngland! You don't know the joys of the STREE-SWEEPER (12-guage, 30 rounds in a cylndrical magazine, guaranteed to clean a path through any obstacle short of steel-plate!). Must be hell!

Couldn't live without something to kill stuff with!


da Baron
ptewie!<<----------------------*

*BLAM!* "Damn! I missed 'im!"

My bit of ash and cat gut works very well, thank you

How else do you think I catch my dinner ?

Roast pigeon is very tasty

*Up against the wall, Redneck Pidgeon!*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TTHHHHPPLLLATT

NM

eeek,

I think you'd better clear up that mess before Monsy gets home NM

If I'll wait a little, mavbe the dogs'll get it!
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~~~~~~~~~~~...OUCH!

Kill ALL the pidgeons!!!

NM

*sprinting through the forest*
YESSSSSS!!!!

have caught a pigeon.

no, no, no, no
stop that you horrid fox - leave my dinner alone

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yes, if we all work together, we can make these winged pests as rare as the Passenger Pidgeon of yore! Even a bow can be useful in our war against these horrid opressors! Down with PIDGEONS!

da Baron

ptewie! <<-----------------*

"Arg! Get that one! Get him! Get him NOW!"