h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sets of in hot persuit*

See you later

I got somethin' for those da*n pidgeons!!!!!

Try on my high calaber, automatic pidgeon gun fer size!!!!

It ort ta' cut 'em down purddy good, doncha thank!!!


[]b======<~~~~~~~~~~~~~***

NM

The number of birdshot in a round of NM's pidgeon-gun?

da Baron

ptewie!<<-----------------------*

"One shot to few, I fear!"

Might I suggest we all converge upon Trafalgar Square, for mass action against the pigeons

Ya' want me ta' bring 42 of my special "appliances"?

[]b======<~~~~~~~~~~~~~***

"Another one bites the dust!!!"

NM

Please NM - my dog chewed my bow and arrow into splinters
I am reduced to killing pigeons with my bare hands - better than moisturiser

"Tosses Swiv a []b======<....There ya' go, mate! Let your bare hands rest, now you can "Let Your Finger Do The Talking!"

[]b======<~~~~~~~~~~~~~***...

"Give it up, birds....you ain't got no shot in 'ell at winnin' this war!"

NM

Thanks NM
fingers are going nicely

They will be so flexible I shan't have any further problems playing the piano If there's any of it left by the time the pigeons go.

gerroff you birds.........
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"We shall fight them on the rooftops! We shall fight them in the squares! We shall put poisioned bait in the gutters!..."

da Baron

ptewie!---------------------------

"Arg! Get the ack-ack guns going!"

But the baits wouldn't be exactly fair, would they?


Here, Baron, have one of these!..[]b======<....they're a lot more fun, at least!!!LOL

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They can never escape the "Wrath of NM"

NM

If they weren't annoying b*****d pigeons I might be inclined to feel sorry for them.
But as it is
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!

for tea too?why yes thank you very much.but who was at qeustion again?and why is my upper arm still sore?

Ooops - I think I hit you rather than the blasted pigeon
Sorry

*sets off again*

Yes, Researcher 143860!?....Oh yeah, the question....eerrrmmm uuuhhh

The ultimate question for the ultimate answer, which is 42.

Do you, by chance have any clue as to what that question might be? If not, at least this will give you a chance to rest your arm!

Oh...and watch out for those pidgeons! They are quite MAD doncha know!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"POING!!!"
There went another one!!!!

NM

MAD PIDGEON! MAD PIDGEON! OVER THERE! QUICK!

da Baron

ptewie! <<--------------------------------*

"Arg! MAD PIDGEON disease is RAMPANT!"

MAD PIDGEON! MAD PIDGEON! OVER THERE! QUICK!

da Baron

ptewie! <<--------------------------------*

"Arg! MAD PIDGEON disease is RAMPANT!"

It won't do any good to kill the old... you've got to go after the young!!!

I've had it on good authority from memebers of the "Passenger Pidgeon School of Extinction" that you should simply kill them all, and let the unnamed one sort them out! Well, the authority was second-hand, from a great-grandfather who heard it from HIS grandfather, but I trust the old coot. Or trusted, rather.



da Baron

ptewie!<<-------------------------

"Why is this pidgeon following me?"

Have you decided yet whether or not you are vroomfondle??

Due to my long absence from the site here, I have discovered that the format has changed quite drastically. Here I was answering what i had thought to been the last posting and it wasn't really. I must catch up on my reading. But now hopefully i will find out if that was indeed vroomfondle. Pardon.