Because, To End the 2legs Hegemony, There Is Only One Choice

Which is to vote for Reddyfreddy as President ... just in case that's not clear

Manifesto

1. Smashing the 2legs hegemony

2. World Peace

3. The overthrow of the Robert Mugabe regime in Zimbabwe

4. Withdrawal from Iraq

5. Free

6. A great deal more free than certain other parties are promising

7. Vastly better than any other party could possibly offer

8. An end to homework¹

9. Bringing back Funny Foot ice creams (no more empty promises)

10. Other great stuff

(Pledge your vote below and you too could have anything you desire - we aim to please)

A direct and wholly untampered with quote from 2legs:

I for one plan to fight the election campaign with resort to cheap tactics of merely 'dising' the other candidates. Were I not standing myself, then RF would of the current candidates be most likely to ahve gotten my vote. However, my campaign team have forced me to make this blatant attempt at character assisination, such low brow tactics well beyond the honerable RF. Vote RF - 2legs, 9 September 2005

2legs supporters should be able to read between the lines there

Vote Reddyfreddy!!!

The Second Virtual Prez of h2g2: Nominations

The Second Virtual Prez of h2g2: Campaigns and Canvassing

Our Party Political Broadcast

A Major Setback for the 2legs Hegemony

The Easiest Way to Keep Up with the Elections

The Dream Team

Our Jingle (courtesy of Dennis "write der feem choon, sing der feem choon" Waterman's agent and Footbacon)

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Vote for ReddyFreddy,

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He's really great with his pervertedness, free beer and witdrawal from Iraq,

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We'll smash the 2legs hegemony and eat lots of cake at the party

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