Posted: 21^st October 2004

Processing Processes!

Well, a new hard drive was installed over the weekend but the 'hanging' problems continued. So it was off to a good diagnostic shop for my computer. They think it could be the processor. I really hope it is as a friend has provided a replacement one, albeit a somewhat slower model. Still, anything has to be quicker than the performance the old one put on recently. These technical problems mean, as some of you may have noticed, that my email can only be accessed online and doesn't issue 'article received' notification. I trust that I found all your items and apologise if I have overloooked anyone. Thanks are due, once again, to TM for giving me unlimited 18 hour access to h2g2 via his computer.

Did you know that Saturday is National Mole Day in the USA? We did but couldn't decide whether they deserved any prime coverage in this issue. So, instead, we offer you articles ranging from swerving balls to volcanic parks and dancing, medical commercials to camping adventures and long haul-flights - so nice to see the return of Psycho Chicken! We also bid farewell to a stalwart of the 'regulars' - but you'll have to read that section to find out more. You better not miss out the fiction section, either, as there are plenty of poems not to mention three excellent fiction stories just waiting for feedback. There are cartoons, too, of course.

Next week we hope to produce a Hallowe'en edition so, if you have anything suitable, please contact the team.

ShazzPRME

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  Murder On The Dance Floor
  


2 Weeks and Counting

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  Thee Incredible Weirdness of Being
  


The Humaton Brain

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  Smudger Snippets
  


The Tie Down

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  Psycho Chicken Crosses the Road
  


New Zealand; The Longest Possible Journey

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  Hawaiian Fun
  


A Trip Within the Trip

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  Haiku Corner
  


Autumnal Poetry from B4

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  The h2g2 Poem
  


'Marionettes' by Hoopy Frood

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  The h2g2 Poem
  


'H2g2's Calling' by Dr Anthea

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  The h2g2 Poem
  


'The Post Goes On Holiday' by Khamsin

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  The h2g2 Poem
  


'Long And Short Walks' by roying

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  The h2g2 Poem
  


'Anger' by small fury creature from alpha centuri

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  Unfinished History
  


Part Eleven

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  The Post Fable
  


Angel Dust

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  The X-Philes
  


Forever Autumn - Part Three

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  Cat-egories
  


Carp

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  Platypus Dancing
  


Meanwhile, down at the ad agency, circa 1934

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  Cartoon Corner
  


'Patience' by Jimster

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  Running With Scissors
  


Ask Your Doctor!

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  24 Lies a Second
  


Awix finally loops the loop

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  Escape Pod Dreams
  


Billing is Easy, It's Collection That's Hard

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  The CAC Continuum
  


The Taste of Irony Issue

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  My Life as a Boozy Oaf
  


The Week And A Bit Of Random Bimbling - Part Two

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  Mancunian Blues
  


I Knew I Forgot Something

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  Not Scientific Science
  


Bend It Like Beckham

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  The Rev Jack's Diary
  


Intro

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  WOTeva
  


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