h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

With cabbage so green,(4)

He realised his mind was begining to slip(5)


When this fish came up through the floor(1)


Can't beat magritte.

It said "Is this the plaice for a jaw?" (2)

<ooh magritte - you a fan too?)

I may look like an old trout(3)

yep, you bet and Escher and Rothko and too many others.

But you'll soon find out, (4)

Re the fab Magritte, "This is not a limerick."

I'd not call him/her slim (3)

Oh heck, there I go again! Ignore the above.

with that it skipped through the door(5)



I was leading this string of Llammas(1)

When what came to mind but Hammas, (2)

When you've beasts so woolly (3)

And gunmen who're bullies, (4)

The llamas start going bananas (5)




Now groundhogs are a different story (1)

They arrived on the back of a lorry(2)

best I could do without mentioning the opposition party (Tory) -no can do with elections looming - get Yiked!!?


Dali OK, but not abig fan

In a stainless steel cage, (3)

I think Dali's fantastic!

Their age hard to gauge (4)

They got out in the southwest of Surrey. (5)


I've just bought a quarter of sweets, (1)

4oz of really ymmy treats(2)

My cavities are set to grow, (3)

My stomach also(4)

I shall just have to fold it in pleats (5)

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A drunken crane driver called Jim (1)