h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But the thing that rankles (3)
when you get to your ankles (4)

Stomp 'em without any socks, (3)

what happened?

Oh go on without me. I need to lie down!

Oh go on without me, I need a lie down!(1)

Please don't go it will make us all frown(2)


It was just a Lapse! HeHe

OK I'll remain, (3)

BLIMEY!! good job someone's paying attention, round here! Too much chocolate at Easter ???
Right, to get back to the original....


Mushy peas are a real treat(1)
To get them that way, use your feet(2)
But the thing that rankles (3)
when they get to your ankles(4)
Is, your socks ain't looking so neat(5)

Now, back to the next one......

Oh, go on without me, I need to lie down (1)
No, don't do that, it'll make us all frown(2)
OK, I'll remain(3)
Although you're a pain (4)




Now, Lapis and Grumpy, sitting at the back, pay attention!

Well Marnoult - good job your'e around to sort things out!

Oh, go on without me, I need to lie down (1)
No, don't do that, it'll make us all frown(2)
OK, I'll remain(3)
Although you're a pain (4)
This is not a Lapis free zone.(5)


Now we are all back on track(1)

Because here, friends I don't lack(2)

I hope I am one(3)
'Cos when all's said and done (4)

Bonhomie is here by the sack........(full) (5)


I was sitting in the dentist's chair. (1)

Bonhomie is here by the sack............(full) (5)

I was sitting in the dentist's chair, (1)

Seeing double and without any care(2) as if!!!

"This won't hurt" said he, (3)

As he sat on me knee(4)

And dropped his dentures in my hair! (5)



Tom and Rachel went to the beach, (1)

Both dressed in a lovely shade of peach(2)

With a wave of his hand (3)
Tom covered her with sand (4)

Now how was that called by Nietzch? (5)
(Stupid name anyway, couldn't spell it himself!)


The doctor has told me I'm fat (1)

I think he/she's(very PC) a bit of a Prat(2) not sure which bit though!