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Post 1081

marnoult

It's gone to your hips(3)
all those dishes of chips(4)smiley - wah


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Post 1082

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

True, but the less said about that!(5)

This man said 'Hello' on the bus(1)


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Post 1083

Universal Granny

And told me his first name was Gus (2)

<smiley - hugsmiley - hug everyone>


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Post 1084

marnoult

He said he was fond (3)
Of hair that was blond (4)


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Post 1085

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

which he just proceeded to musss!(5)


It was then that he stood on his head(1)


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Post 1086

marnoult

He was crazy,smiley - weird that's what I said (2)


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Post 1087

Universal Granny

But on second thoughts... (3)


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Post 1088

marnoult

It was maybe his warts.....(4)


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Post 1089

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Just be careful of where you tread(5)


She went to this man for a cure(1)


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Post 1090

Universal Granny

But the advice that he gave was obscure (2)


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Post 1091

marnoult

Just take a small frog(3)
And a hair of the dog(4)


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Post 1092

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

And half a cup of........no, I can't bring myself


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Post 1093

marnoult

aah, go on, well do a first line, then!smiley - biggrin


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Post 1094

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Blushing lots -- missing word 'urea'


Well it really makes one blush(1)


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Post 1095

marnoult

To my head the blood does rush! (2)

**I thought you meant "manure" smiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrin


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Post 1096

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Then you could almost(3)
Grill bread into toast(4)


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Post 1097

marnoult

But we'll keep it hush- hush (5)

**exciting, ain't it Grumps? You'll soon be in charge of a THREAD!! We're going to have do some advertising on this one **


Our Grumpy will soon be in charge(1)smiley - ok



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Post 1098

Universal Granny

And we'll end up all calling him "Sarg" (2)


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Post 1099

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Sorry can't resist this one.....

He shout and he'll mutter(3)
Up we can not butter(4)
We'll just going to have to use marge.(5)


He got into a terrible jam(1)


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Post 1100

Universal Granny

Maybe strawberry, but probably dam(son)(2)smiley - sadface


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