h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whist he was home having a snooze(2)

The kids in the hall(3)
Were playing football(4)

Its extra time and someone will lose.(5)

And I don't think it will be the kids.


Young William was singing a song(1)

Now you know why my hair's gone grey.(5)


Now a poached egg's a different beast, (1)

Hijack Alert!!!

Morning Lapis. Or is it the 'I'm still playing the one before syndrome?'

How are you anyway?

)**never mind, Lapis, have a rest, it's Sunday**



OK, let's go with
Young William was singing a song (1)
But the notes kept coming out wrong(2)

Either too sharp or too flat, (3)

Hello Marnoult & GA. The gremlins have been attacking again! Never mind we'll battle on. Hope you're both well on this hot and dusty Sunday.

He'd sing at the drop of a hat (4)


**lucky you "hot & dusty", here in S.W. France, it's cool & drippy)**

Wearing his best pink leather thong(5)


It was too hot for anything else!!!!!!!!!!!


In France it came over all cool and drippy(1)

Grey sullen skies are really not trippy, (2)

But today it's Monday (3)
And the sun's on its way(4)

Thank goodness it's warm and not nippy! (5)


In a posh restaurant one night, (1)

I ended up having a fight(2)

With the Greek waiter, (3)

He was a man hater(4)

And he wanted my wife; well, alright! (5)




His moussaka was really gross(1)

Cos he'd strained it through his hose(2) As in sock.

Gross is hard to rhyme with.

How's France ce soir?

OK come on GA! You could have had 'So I called for his boss'

but anyway.......


It tasted so vile, (3)

Hi Lapis, I don't think that Gross and Boss rhyme really unless it is one of those fancy Bose radios - which almost goes with Gross- , but not to worry.


That when it came to his trial(4)