h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That the judges were given a dose (5)


So, where's the problem???

This afternoon, France is sunny, so I'm off for a in the


The lady was wearing a wig (1)
**where DO we get these first lines???**

And earings shaped like a fig(2)

Where indeed!!! Subconscious anxiety, subliminal connections, vivid imagination, sheer genius?

There was a big green tatoo (3)
On her left buttock, too, (4)


**Let's go with the "sheer genius"!**

She's the mascot for Quo at their gig(5)


Good zzzzzzzz I trust - we walked by the river at Wareham - lovely.


She really wanted to play drums(1)

But instead of fingers, she had thumbs(2)

But after a lesson or two,(3)

and an old fashioned brew(4)

She played rhythmnic bum, bum, bums! (5)


They met in the orchard last week, (1)

For an adult 'Hide and Seek'(2)

"D'you like my pears" she asked, (3)

while in the sun they basked(4)

Replied he, ‘I won’t know till you give me a peek!’

Sorry (5)

He rather liked what he saw(1)

So much, what dropped was his jaw! (2)

For the pears they were ripe(3)
And his favourite type(4)

And by gum he saw four!(5)


Pausing to clean his glasses, (1)

Could've sworn he saw several asses(2) (ok, ok, DONKEYS! you lot!)

He then scratched his head, (3)

And his donkey, named Ned, (4)

Started neighing at all the lasses. (5)


One morning in the nursery school, (1)