h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When he tried on a tight pair of pants, (2)

The leg it was short(3)

And the waistband so taut, (4)

His figure it didn't enhance (nor his singing voice for that matter)(5)


He tried every where for something to suit(1)

And he did actually find one good boot, (2)

A brown trilby(3)

A red cravat, (4)

Boy did he look a hoot(5)

Where are the others then?

Is that a first line, Grumps? Hi everyone!!I'm back for a while. OK, I'll go with a first one, then:


The day I went down to the sea (1)

Hi Marnoult, really good to have you back.

To walk by boats on the quay(2)

The wind caught my skirt(3)

It was up round me shirt(4)

That's it for now see you after me hols. Bye

And I thought, "Oh don't look at me!" (5)


As one door opens another will close, (1)


Open door: welcome back Marnoult!

Closed door: have a good holiday G.A.

The loss of a mate has made me morose






Yoo Hoo Lapis!

There's no need to fret, (3)Marnoult

There's really no sweat (4)

He'll come back, everyone knows. (5)


In the kitchen of a great hotel, (1)

Spilled his drink on the floor


(a little predictable but it works)

Hello WHJ,
welcome! The second line should really rhyme with the first. Do you want to try again?

I think that WHJ was replying to Post 20

Don't worry WJH - we've all done it (often - )

To recap ....

In the kitchen of a great hotel, (1)
The chef was ranting - raising hell (2)