h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But he got no reply(3)

No, I haven't been on me hols all this time.

But he got no reply(3).......again!

Okay ... I'll bite

Allow me to recap ...

In the kitchen of a great hotel, (1)
The chef was ranting - raising hell (2)
But he got no reply(3)
They just spat in his eye (4)

Clutching bunches of garlic as well(5)

At the top of a slippery slope (1)

I hung on for dear life to a rope (2)

When along came a bee(3)

Hello **@Horlton**

Who was smirking with glee

(hello alembic)

And looked a bit like the pope(5)

I'll let you go first this time.

Whilst travelling home on my bike (1)

I ran into a man called Mike(2)

I said 'ooh thats weird' (3)

You've got a fish for a beard(4)

He said it's not a beard it's a Pike (5)





Whenever the good weather comes (1)

And bears start composing 'hums' (2)

They take it in turns (3)

To roll in the ferns (4)
And slide down the hills on their bums (5)


Now that spring has sprung at last (1)

F

The wind's coming in with a blast(2)

Two months have gone by, (3)

My, time it doth fly(4) Me thinks!

and too soon this summer'll be passed, (5)

G.A. hope all's well.


On the stock market one day ago, (1)