h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(A cool shade of yella) (4)

I knew I had nothing to fear.(5)


He's just bought a young cockatoo, (1)

And taught it to say howd'ya do (2)

It said 'Welcome back' (3)

To the lunatic shack (4)

Hi Lil.

And squawked at the rest of Hootoo! (5)



Hello sweetheart, long time, no see



A man went to visit a stranger (1)

After seeing the visit arranger (2)

(I'll leave someone the obvious rhyme for line 5)

After some serious chat, (3)

And a stroke of her cat (4)

There was no sense or feeling of danger.(5)

The summer is saying goodbye, (1)

If it claims it was here, it's a lie (2)

Now leaves have fallen, (3)

And covered the wall in

Uncover it? No I won't try. (5)


There once was a tailor from Kent. (1)

Whose back was incredibly bent (2)

Each day he would stoop, (3)

To finish his soup (3)

Then think about paying his rent. (5)


The garden's all covered with frost, (1)

My rake and my hoe are both lost (2)

But with mittens as warmers, (3)