h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was nothing, but doom, gloom and woe (2)

All's well ATC - and yersel?

All shares did plummet, (3)


Hot and dusty here, it's summer, but all's well!

And fell from their summit (4)

And that day's FT index was low.(5)


There once was a kitten from York, (1)

Who tried to drink milk with a fork (2)

And just for an encore (3)

She danced on her paws (4)

And now she's learning to talk. (5)

"Hello" he said with a grin (1)

Lets take this boat out for a spin (2)

A sort of sea trial (3)

we'll brook no denial, (4)

Bit tricky in 'brook' wot?

And he grabbed onto a shark's fin.(5)


On the 20th of May this year, (1)

Whilst relaxing, having a beer(2)

I spied out a floosy (3)

Who was also real boozy, (4)

Which gave her face a real leer (5)



When driving this morning to work (1)

I remembered an obnoxious berk, (2)

Whose life skills were lousy (3)

and attitude so blousy, (4)