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Post 1401

Not-so-bald-eagle



A very tall lady in Rome (1)
Wanted an expensive new home, (2)
but try as she might (3)
Her budget was tight, (4)
for getting a ceiling with a dome (5)

An unpleasant toad at the office (1)


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Post 1402

Triquack

An unpleasant toad at the office (1)
As nice as a pig in a trough is (2)

Jeez! I think the eagle should have L5.smiley - winkeye

Hi lapislazuli, I've not been around for a while, good of you to remember mesmiley - ok


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Post 1403

U695218

An unpleasant toad at the office (1)
As nice as a pig in a trough is (2)
Once loudly declared, (3)


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Post 1404

Triquack

An unpleasant toad at the office (1)
As nice as a pig in a trough is (2)
Once loudly declared, (3)
"You lot better be scared, (4)
I'm not lethal, but hey, (oink) my cough is". (5)

(I seem to have stalled it, so I figured I'd better see it off)smiley - smiley

There's a 'thing' on a shelf in our shed (1)


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Post 1405

U695218

There's a 'thing' on a shelf in our shed (1)
Sitting next to a battered old Ted, (2)


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Post 1406

Triquack

There's a 'thing' on a shelf in our shed (1)
Sitting next to a battered old Ted, (2)
If I whistle, it scowls (3)


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Post 1407

U695218

There's a 'thing' on a shelf in our shed (1)
Sitting next to a battered old Ted, (2)
If I whistle, it scowls (3)
And releases some owls, (4)


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Post 1408

Not-so-bald-eagle


There's a 'thing' on a shelf in our shed (1)
Sitting next to a battered old Ted, (2)
If I whistle, it scowls (3)
And releases some owls, (4)
So I can't sleep when I get to bed (5)

Old Bob's feet had a really bad smell (1)


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Post 1409

U695218

Old Bob's feet had a really bad smell (1)
Even the dog thought, "this stink is hell". (2)


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Post 1410

Not-so-bald-eagle


Old Bob's feet had a really bad smell (1)
Even the dog thought, "this stink is hell". (2)
In the street, kids would flee (3)


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Post 1411

U695218

Old Bob's feet had a really bad smell (1)
Even the dog thought, "this stink is hell". (2)
In the street, kids would flee (3)
Cats, run up a tree, (4)


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Post 1412

Not-so-bald-eagle



Old Bob's feet had a really bad smell (1)
Even the dog thought, "this stink is hell". (2)
In the street, kids would flee (3)
Cats, run up a tree, (4)
In a forest, he was forced to dwell ! (5) [smiley - erm not too happy with that line]

One cold day, the cat lost its tail (1)


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Post 1413

U695218

One cold day, the cat lost its tail (1)
Flick it in anger? He'll fail. (2)


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Post 1414

Not-so-bald-eagle


One cold day, the cat lost its tail (1)
Flick it in anger? He'll fail. (2)
So they got him a fan (3)


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Post 1415

Triquack

One cold day, the cat lost its tail (1)
Flick it in anger? He'll fail. (2)
So they got him a fan (3)
And the "fun" then began (4)


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Post 1416

U695218

One cold day, the cat lost its tail (1)
Flick it in anger? He'll fail. (2)
So they got him a fan (3)
And the "fun" then began (4)
The photos will come through the mail.(5)

I'll be absent from here for two weeks, (1)


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Post 1417

Not-so-bald-eagle



I'll be absent from here for two weeks, (1)
going to Wales to harvest some leeks (2)


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Post 1418

U695218

I'll be absent from here for two weeks, (1)
going to Wales to harvest some leeks (2)
With daffs in my hat, (3)


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Post 1419

Not-so-bald-eagle


I'll be absent from here for two weeks, (1)
going to Wales to harvest some leeks (2)
With daffs in my hat, (3)
and dressed in old tat (4)


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Post 1420

Triquack

I'll be absent from here for two weeks, (1)
going to Wales to harvest some leeks (2)
With daffs in my hat, (3)
and dressed in old tat (4)
After two weeks of leeks, I'll have creaks (5)

Have you ever tried to type a ' and got a ! over and over again, then just as you were going to throw the keyboard out you realised that there was a speck of dust on the screen directly, under the '
smiley - sadface

A "hooker" from Abergavenny (1)


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