h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Like the last line being down to me!

- - - \^/ -

Oh no I now have to start

All the while supressing a fart

my anal explosions

May lead to emotions

And tear the whole system apart!

My gasious emitions were noisy
And heard all the way out to Boisie

Where they now hold elections
based on aural protections

Those ear plugs are not just fun toys, see?




From this position I should really be fired,
Masters of Intrigue dont work well when tired,

Well, get a grip
nip off for a kip

Then come back refreshed and inspired



By the Gods, it's an ovine invasion!

Are you of the Kiwi persuasion?

No, I hail from a land
Where things get out of hand

When suffer surfeits of inspiration



Its amazing what you find in the garden

While you're waiting for toffee to harden

As the sugar boils

you mix muck and soils

I discover gargoyles

*smacks head off keyboard*

And for that I be beggin' your pardon..



And, so, shall we start another one?

* giggles *

Yes lets - its just got to be done!

we'll rack our brains