h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(But she loved to be "sailored")

Which is why all her clothes soon frey

There once was a Doctor whose curse
Was an overly beligerant nurse

this "Lady of the Lump"

Was oft seen to pump

In situations some might call perverse.



Would anyone like to buy some string?

or perhaps buy a large golden ring?

Those birds on the vine
Are for sale, but not mine

They're vultures, so, of course, they don't sing

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I've just seen a marvellous play

By a group of fieldmice on a tray

Those rodents could act!

And the theatre was packed

But the show ran for only one day!

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I wish I could see in the dark

Then I'd be able to bury that Ardvark..

It really does stink
And I'm starting to think

I'm a subatomic duck - quark quark!

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That line was a bit of a stretch

A real challange, you wretch!

But then I can't help opining
about clouds' silver linings..

Have you thought about writing a sketch?

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The square root of nine might be three

Koalas could live in a tree

Things seemingly selected
might be randomly connected