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New game anyone?
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 29, 2001
Instead of discuss,
He would curse, yell, and cuss
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 29, 2001
Till the cops came and made him move South.
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The magical monarch of Meft
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 29, 2001
His teeth jutted out
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 29, 2001
of a face like a trout
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2001
And he'd use them to hang off the shelf.
forhesajollygoogfellowforhesajollygoodfellow
In the castle Gormenghast...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 30, 2001
(Meft/Bereft/SHELF?)
things have gone quiet at last
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 30, 2001
Except for some mice
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coglione Posted Jun 30, 2001
at which titus was left quite aghast.
hmmm
A popstar once said to a sheikh,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 30, 2001
"I knew Stevens before the shake"
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2001
He pronounced 'meft' like 'shelf'
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 30, 2001
Like a Santa Claus elf.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 1, 2001
or one who was barely awake.
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A pub that I liked has been ruined
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 1, 2001
By kids who are obviously truant
[aside: Peet, that's an awfully
hard last word in terms of finding
a proper rhyme. I fear the last
line will be an awkward tense
involving a pecies of bear ]
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 1, 2001
They broke all the glass
And the loquour went *SPLASH*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 1, 2001
One and two syllable Last Syllable Rhymes of ruined:
almond, auctioned, bargained, bastioned, beckoned, blackened, blazoned, bludgeoned, brightened, broadened, burdened, burgeoned, buttoned, captained, captioned, cautioned, chairmaned, chairmanned, chastened, cheapened, chickened, christened, cleveland, coarsened, cordoned, cottoned, crimsoned, curtained, cushioned, dachshund, dampened, darkened, deadened, deafened, deepened, destined, diamond, dunned, england, errand, evened, fashioned, fastened, fattened, fecund, finland, flattened, freshened, frightened, functioned, fund, gardened, garland, gerund, gladdened, glistened, greenland, gunned, happened, hardened, harkened, harshened, hastened, hearkened, heartened, heightened, highland, hoarsened, holland, husband, iceland, inland, ireland, island, jocund, leavened, legend, lengthened, lessened, lightened, likened, listened, loosened, lowland, maddened, mainland, mentioned, midland, moistened, moorland, motioned, oakland, omened, opened, orphaned, outgunned, pardoned, pensioned, pinioned, poisoned, poland, portioned, portland, punned, questioned, quickened, rationed, reasoned, reckoned, reddened, refund, reverend, ripened, rotund, roughened, ruined, saddened, sanctioned, scotland, seasoned, second, sectioned, sequined, sharpened, shetland, shortened, shunned, sickened, siphoned, slackened, smartened, softened, spavined, stationed, steepened, stiffened, stipend, straightened, straitened, strengthened, stunned, summoned, sunned, sweetened, syphoned, thickened, thousand, threatened, tideland, tightened, toughened, upland, viand, visioned, wakened, wantoned, weakened, whitened, widened, wizened, woodland, worsened, zealand
(Hope that helps, Paul! )
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 1, 2001
But the worst was the smell from the zoo wind.
[The truest possible rhyme, though quite silly ]
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My socks do not match anymore
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Jul 2, 2001
One was washed and came out a size four
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- 2481: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 2482: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 29, 2001)
- 2483: Dancing Ermine (Jun 29, 2001)
- 2484: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 29, 2001)
- 2485: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 29, 2001)
- 2486: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2001)
- 2487: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 30, 2001)
- 2488: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 30, 2001)
- 2489: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 30, 2001)
- 2490: coglione (Jun 30, 2001)
- 2491: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 30, 2001)
- 2492: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2001)
- 2493: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 30, 2001)
- 2494: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 1, 2001)
- 2495: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 1, 2001)
- 2496: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 1, 2001)
- 2497: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 1, 2001)
- 2498: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 1, 2001)
- 2499: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Jul 2, 2001)
- 2500: Tabitca (Jul 2, 2001)
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