h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's too fat for my figure

<Ta for the Tabitca, I'm having a nightmare day & could use all the sustainance I can get! It may be a lunch for me! - fancy one?>

And I can't get it out of the door

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There was a poor student of chemistry


thanks Ugi..I had a party saturday night..pity you are so far away ..you could have come

who created a magical tennis-tree

It grew green balls

i must be psychic>aside>

and made perfect line-calls

But it just couldn't cope with Tim henley

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A great big ape called fred

I knew I should have kept that crystal ball,

woke up Sue as he climbed onto bed

But he noticed that Sue's face was red.

She lashedout with her slipper

I'll just carry on

which smelt like a kipper

Now Fred's got a lump on his head!

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Currencies are hard to convert

At times this will make your head hurt!

And we've now got the Euro

and the "Neep" in Truro

Which is why most conversions are deathbed.



(Sorry about the terrible pun)

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My bird feeder's loaded with squirrels

(Convert/Hurt/DEATHBED... O...K... ?)

who arrived yesterday from the Wirrel

The red ones are frisky

(morinin' all - Time for a morning I should think - or if you prefer)

Because they drink whiskey
morning

especially that fat one called Cyrill
....
There was a young lady called Fran