h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hanging out of a hatch,

That the fishermen used a depth-charge
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Tucson in July is quite hot

Hanging out of a hatch,

And dry more often than not,

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go outdoors at noon

You won't see the moon,

but you'll get a burnt Bott!

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The fire was burning bright

Roaring flames an awe inspiring sight,

But out of the flames

sprang an imp of many names

he gave us one hell of a fright!

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Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Which promptly started a fight.

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A fire is a glorious thing,

Was a slut, a hag and a bitch,

That makes us all want to sing

but Melissa Joan Hart

the F*****g great tart,

gives my libido a nervous twitch!

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You weren't very kind to Melissa

But it's not like we will miss her,

'cos she's on right now

The stupid cow!