h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel I just want to play

thanks Ugi YUM

The small child inside,

Bu**er , I need some

wants a fairground ride

And a bicycle made out of clay.

No, plenty of . In fact

Jack was a drunkard I'm sure,

he fell face down in a load of manure

morning Rama

Theres' noone I've known to drink more

And when he went home,

Hic, show me the way to go home, ..... etc.

tried to pick up a gnome

overwhelmed by its petite allure

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I got angry with my ISP

because it couldn't be

if it is all one word and not seperate letters then

because it had a lisp

more snail-paced if it tried

With all my connections fried,

and a really cold, weak cup of tea



It must surely be time for lunch soon

yet they always bill me with glee.

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I'm bored and without inspiration

I have my soup and my spoon

but this soup is stone cold

It must be very old

why this chef is a total buffoon.
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There was a young lady from Spain

who went very rapidly insane