Posted: 8^thJanuary 2004

Out with the old and in with the new!

My that was quick wasn't it? I am sure if I had blinked at the wrong time I would have missed both Christmas and the New Year they went by so fast. Oh dear, I suppose that must mean I am getting older, I always remember my dear old Grandmother - or was it Great Aunt Gertrude, well anyway it was someone a lot older than me at the time - telling me that as I grew older the time would simply rush by, and not continue on its slow and lazy way of my youth. Of course I poo-pooed it at the time, how can life speed up as you get older? What an impossible idea... but... I am older now and it does indeed seem to be happening. In fact it seems to be speeding up at a quite alarming rate!!!

But don't worry... even if time seems to be whipping by... we will still deliver your weekly dose of The Post throughout the upcoming year. Filled with its usual facts and fiction, fun and games - even if we have to struggle from our sick beds, like our wonderful Editor Shazz this week - to bring it to you. I know you will all join me in wishing her well, and a speedy recovery, I have to admit to not liking a sick boss... even if it does mean that I get to look after the key to the doughnut cupboard whilst she's recuperating in bed.

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