The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jan 7, 2004
Classroom F7
A blonde and bored brat
Meticulously nibbles her Moonstone nails
Then delicately spits onto the desk.
The boy behind her flinches
Then resumes the task in hand
With all the dogged determination
Of Captains Oates
And Ahab.
Above both and all
The air presses in.
A pigeon appears at the window.
Comic relief! A buzz of renewed vitality.
The pigeon, that great showman,
Swaggers before his audience
Then exits stage left for the easy lure of a discarded crisp packet.
'Eyes front, please.'
Another opalescent crescent hits the desk.