h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Err... what?! Where?! Anyway one thing I can say is that Greebo is a she and is definetly only one of her or one of us... perhaps a bit of me in a way. This may all see confusing but it isn't... unless you're one of them...

Did Spiny sit on a Smiley?

Did Spiny sit on a Smiley?

Well that f****d up slightly, how did I manage to post that twice?

Hi Nobby, and Hi again. No, I didn't kill a smiley with acupuncture. The posterior coating of yellow is, as Greebo knows only too well, the remains of custard doughnuts left on my chair for me to (accidentally) sit on after she and bludragon had a spectacular doughnut blowout party round at my place. I wouldn't mind, but I wasn't even in at the time. Probably just as well - the whole thing sounded immensely gross. I bet they stuck on a video of "Pretty Woman" or something while they were pigging out too. The plus side is that they won't want any doughnuts for about the next year, so if you fancy some, there's still a collection round at my place.

And this isn't Topic Drift - I'm still talking about They, aren't I?

We were talking about They - I don't know what You were... Are you still one of us?

*adopts broken down old Cockney accent*

No Matey, I'm one of them.

I say Constable, would you like to join the River Police?

I'd like that very much, Sir.

*FX- Heave, splash*

(Distant) Thank you very much, sir.

Oops, sorry - wrong forum.

It's getting hard to trust anyone now, isn't it?

You can always trust me!!! Not quite sure who I am... and am very full with doughnuts... but I am very trustworth, honest guv...

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What's the question Mr Washington?

I agree... with Mr. Washington. i got lost somewhere along the lines here... if your going to drag in other forums at least let us know what the adress is! Oh hang on... did I ever know what this thread was about? Perhaps not!

DOUGHTNUTS! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! Where do you live? Anywhere near Coventry?

Who was the to Nobby...

Hey, Nobby - were you born in Coventry, or were you sent there?

THEY do say, that THEY all go to Coventry... never heard of THEM coming from there though... hmmm...

That's because THEY are EVERYWHERE. So no matter where you are, don't catch the bus to EVERYWHERE. I think the 48 goes that route.

Nooooo... you're thinking of the 38... the 48 goes to SOMEWHERE... and the one with the flat tire goes NO-WHERE.... ~smirk~

I'm sure it's the 48.. No matter where I go, I always see the 48 bus. It's on the Island, in Southampton, in Stoke & Hanley too. Evbemn in Nottingham. No matter where I am, there is always a number 48 bus... I think it's following me.

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The Number of the Bus...