h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NOOOOOOO... not everywhere just somewhere...

Maybe THEY are behind you right now, looking as you type your reply...

Some-one was... you can tell as he must have subconciously known... it's evident in the way his letters are slightly more wobbly than normal...

Isn't this just a little hive of paranoia?

Why are you asking that? What is your purpose with us?
How do we know you're not one of Them, pretending to fool us with That question? How can we trust You?

Who says I am paranoid, I'm not paranoid, who are you? What do you want? Where am I? Do I know you? Are you one of THEM? Are we all one of THEM? Does anyone care? Where did I leave my hat?

No, this is a BIG hive of paranoia.

DID I NOT SAY THAT I WAS NOT PARANOID!!!
I AM NOT!!
I AM NOT!!
I AM NOT!!
SO THERE!!!


Hmmm... do you really think I am paranoid?

Hmmm... Maybe I am...

Eeek.. How can I tell...

HELP!!! Please, anyone, tell me if I am paranoid, I want to know...

Oh... I am paranoid aren't I?

Does that mean we are all paranoid?

Please... I need answers!!!

The answer is 42


How do I know that you're really Greebo if you didn't know that?
How do I know you're not someone else Impersonating Greebo?


If you really are Greebo - how can you prove it?

The answer may be 42, but what is the question?

Er.. I can prove who I am easily...

Greebo "Hey Gaspode, come here."
Gaspode "What you want Greebo?"
Greebo "Tell everyone who I am."
Gaspode "You're Greebo."
Greebo "Thanks Gas, you're a pal."
Gaspode "Give the little doggie a bone."
Greebo "Oh clear off Gaspode, you stink."
Gaspode "Woof, bloody woof!!"

Nuff said!!!

That proves that
1.) You are mad
2.) You are Greebo.
Pass, friend!

I'm mad about Greebo, may I pass?

You know the saying...
"You've not got to be mad to post here, but it helps!!"

Hey Greebo, you're not like this round at my place! So.... you only go there for solace and do/ughnuts, eh? But how do you know you weren't followed?

If I know Greebo - she walked behind herself to make sure.

You really are from the Goon Show, aren't you?

Hey Spiny, whats that on your backside, it's sticky, and looks like yellow goo?

If I followed myself, then there would be two of me... I don't think the world is ready for two Greebo's... ~grin~... some would say, that's it's not even ready for one...

And is The Grim Squeaker ready for 1?

Let's not threaten eachother, even if they are one of them.

Now who is it you are accusing of being one of THEM, Mr Washington?

I honestly don't think anyone is ready for Greebo... Most ppl just call me, "Yarrgetoffoutofityahbarstard!!!" Excuse my french!!!

Your french is excused. And I was only joking... see, if there were two of you, then you'd be them, and not her (I'm assuming you are a her). It was a joke. No actuall accusation ment. This is neither McCarthyism nor the Crucible.