h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Almost imperceptably, although quite as dashingly, devastatingly, altogether compassionately, but nevertheless inconsiderately yet inadequately, to reveal a very personal imaginative deficit, would illuminate a horrifying yet predictably

Almost imperceptably, although quite as dashingly, devastatingly, altogether compassionately, but nevertheless inconsiderately yet inadequately, to reveal a very personal imaginative deficit, would illuminate a horrifying yet predictably revived

Almost imperceptably, although quite as dashingly, devastatingly, altogether compassionately, but nevertheless inconsiderately yet inadequately, to reveal a very personal imaginative deficit, would illuminate a horrifying yet predictably revived and

Almost imperceptably, although quite as dashingly, devastatingly, altogether compassionately, but nevertheless inconsiderately yet inadequately, to reveal a very personal imaginative deficit, would illuminate a horrifying yet predictably revived and resuscitated

Almost imperceptably, although quite as dashingly, devastatingly, altogether compassionately, but nevertheless inconsiderately yet inadequately, to reveal a very personal imaginative deficit, would illuminate a horrifying yet predictably revived and resuscitated extention

(so, is it just you and me now?)

I'm sure this sentence is losing its coherence, but onward we plunge:

Almost imperceptably, although quite as dashingly, devastatingly, altogether compassionately, but nevertheless inconsiderately yet inadequately, to reveal a very personal imaginative deficit, would illuminate a horrifying yet predictably revived and resuscitated extention of

Almost imperceptably, although quite as dashingly, devastatingly, altogether compassionately, but nevertheless inconsiderately yet inadequately, to reveal a very personal imaginative deficit, would illuminate a horrifying yet predictably revived and resuscitated extention of death.

There, start a new sentence. This one was too crazy.

OK, then...

"Quasi-judiciously,..."

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets,

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming,

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside,

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not officiate