h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

!!! I agree! waxy feelin' lil' nappy headed things anyway!
Why, I have half a mind to...wha' was the question?

50MPR winds!! No cable! Send dog show results!

I've got a blue doberman who could mop the floor with very poodle in that place. Quiet literally I'm afraid.

50MPR?? <---50mph Guess thasssss what begins ta' happen when ya' keepa' talkin' like this. Or sumthin'.

Yep, the flippin standard poodle made it to the finals. But the loathesome creature didn't win. Best in show was taken by a blue cairne <sp?) terrier named Mick. Actually the best dog in the entire show was the English Setter. It came in second in it's group. I don't know why I watch the stupid thing every year. It just makes me mad. They never pick the right dog.

I am so incredibly pee'd with my job and life in general. You're better off not talking to me today. Unless you have some pixie dust.

...*runs for cover...thinks...there must be sumthin' in the air or somethin'...*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...*a note flutters to the floor...like a feather on a windless day...*
now, now, tis the week of
P.S.
be back tonight
or not.

It may not seem like it. But I know when to fold um, know when to run.

In a better mood this morning. So I won't be taking anyone's head off. At least not completely.

Did you have an enjoyable evening?

Er, well, I, what an odd question.I didn't take anyone's head off. I, well, is this multiple choice?

I live vicariously thorugh your exploits. Therefore, I have a vested interest in your activities. So, keep it interesting, or I'll have to go get a life of my own.

A life...of your own! Don't be silly!
Trust me, I have enough stuff gonin' on for several people...Tarts AND Lurkers alike! Tuff j*b, but somebody has to do it.
<--- never thought that was possible.
I've even eaten at 'Death By Choloate' in Union Station in D.C....didn't even need the Tums that came with our mountain of yummies.... I discovered Hershey Hugs this year. I got alot of Valentines...I sorta' felt like I was in the third grade again or sumthin'. ...*starts singing the 'moo moo' song...ducks for cover...*

BURP!

Mean a**!!!

staggers around in the midst of a chocolate high... bumps into her desk and sinks to the floor...begins to hallucinate...sees little chocolate dancing across the room...little chocolate floating at eye level...boxes of Whitman's samplers come to life and hurl themselves at her....she whimpers and then hurls herself.

I'd do ANYthing for a friend!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHOMP
Chomp CHOMP chompchomp ahh

she crawls toward the doorway thinking some fresh air will clear her head.....halfway there she is besieged by slightly melting Dove bars...poking..poking...poking...the chocolate begins to puddle in the floor...or is it another kind of puddle?

Save me, Pandora, she screams as a giant Tootsie Roll walks toward her menacingly peeling back it's wrapper as it approaches....Arrrrraaaauuuugggghhhh

...*Pandora leaps in front of her friend...whips out her blow torch and...all that's left is a river of chocolate...which she struggles to drag Lady-H away from...*If you wanted my help why are you fighting me?!


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...*returns with duct tape...wrestles Lady-H to the ground and manages to tape her mouth shut...makes a small hole...inserts a straw...places end of straw into a vat of vodka and Johnson's baby valium...*My w*rk here is done!

hicºº

gingerly removes the tape

Thanks luv.................I needed that.

...*sings...*...that's what friends are fooooor.

picks splinters out of her butt where Pan drug her across the floor

Whew! I think it's all out of my system! Easter is coming up! Oh no! Chocolate rabbits! ~~~~~~~~~

...I like to bite the ears off...