h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not any more, only River Plate spring to mind. My world geography is founded on the World Cup, not that I've never read an atlas, it's just a mental structuring thing. It's great being able to click on links in convos too eh? Hmmm, suspicious.

Yep, you know my opinion on the herding, but stating that LDers are a section of society showed up a major flaw in her reasoning. Glad someone finally attacked her argument, the rest of them were only trying to justify their existence. Rant over. Yeah, I did. He occurred the wrath of H, has he cleared his page?

Ah! That great Argentinian side. I'm not bad with my geography as I always have my head stuck in an atlas.
Not half, please leave it like this Telewest. No need to be suspicious. Check out the H2G2 House of Horrors thread in ask:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-brainworms.htm
Don't forget to look at the pics too.

I suppose that some are as she stated, however it was just to raise some backs and it appears to have done so.

Err, dunno.

Hehe, I actually realised that after I'd posted, when I remembered the last game I saw them play was against Boca Juniors. I stopped following when I was 16, my memory really is shockingly bad. It should last a week or so, shouldn't it? Brainworms? I'll go for a look...

And surprise, surprise - the majority of the people that she aims her shots at are people that she knows full well aren't equipped to debate with her at a perticularly high level. She's certainly honed her skills.

He's still there, unsubscribed from everything, but he does that anyway. What you doing with yourself tonight then?

They still show the matches on channel 5, just late at night. That'll be the . I thought you might.

Well she used to just sit in chatrooms and have slanging matches, so she knows the demographic quite well.

Yep, I noticed. He does that to stop lurkers, paranoid I think. Gonna have a beer and a chinese. What are you up to?

I know, but I don't have the attention span anymore. It's actually a bit worrying to look back at all the things I've learned about and realise that I can't solidly remember a single detail. That was damn funny. Is it just me or are the pics both of the same guy?

So she basically posted 'I'm clever, you're not' constantly for a couple of years?

Must be a bit of a pain keeping up to date with replies. Do you think he'll reappear in the BB thread? Ooooooh, I want to do that. I'm just going to lurk the web, bored out of my mind. The usual.

Move to the Netherlands and then you'll never remember what it is you've forgotten. Funny? It didn't stop me joining up though.

Basically, yes! Well that's all I saw her post in the 10 months I was speaking to her. Frustrated writer though.

Yep have I sent the latest mail? If he does it will just be to complain. It make me chuckle the Einstein thing. So why don't you then? Have you had any pennies yet? At least there's more to lurk now.

Showertime.

Laters Bawbags.

And then Cuddly Fecking moron shows up.

Might be a plan in that, I'll need to borrow a tent though. Well, it's funny the pants people come up with, and how far it spreads. So you'll be getting entertaining netlore newsletters?

Can she really be as self-assured as she claims to be? Do you think maybe there's an underlying inferiority complex?

I don't think you did, is it an interesting one? The whole post made me chuckle, and gasp a little, unnnecessarily nasty - but nasty with style. No, I got a letter this morning saying they ain't giving me anything, I think they must have screwed up the paperwork somewhere. Money is power, and at the moment little old me is feeling pretty powerless and miserable. Anyways, I'll stop grumbling and go back to crying into my teacup.

Ta-ta for now.

Can't wait for Cuddly to start multiposting 'helloooooooo hun xxxxxxx'.

Evening. Hows our ickle A?

Miserable and in pain. Run for the hills!

Nah, kidding, I'm good. How's double S?

I'm glad to hear it. You been upto anything?

Oh and I'm good too.

Nope, not anything interesting, I'm busy listening to a mass community brawl on my street. Oh, and comtemplating creating a new account to flame Cuddly.

You been up to anything devious?

Why what happened? Please do it! She speaks to the others on the phone so why haven't they told her?

Nothing at all. Just got back from seeing the bobbies.

I don't know, the new family were having it out with the teenage boys that are always hanging around, then all their parents got into it. Nah, I couldn't. They'd have to explain the purpose and structure of the entire site, I think she's yet to notice that 99.9% of the place even exists.

Eek! Is everything alright? Not getting trouble are you?

Ooh a fight?! Of course you could. Reading the backthread would be a good start, she's just the person they are talking about.

Nah, it was a gala.

Nah, no punches were thrown, quite disappointing but that's what I get for living in the 'burbs. Even if she had, she'd still do the same thing, she thinks it's a chat-stream not a debate with a topic.

Ooooh! You bugger! You knew I'd think you'd been robbed or something. So what was it? A bobbies baton-twirling parade?

Hardly worth getting excited about. If she reads the backlog she might start to realise that though. Although like you say, it's a chat-stream and if no-one replies then no-ones on and she's off.

Is that one-nil? Horses and dogs and fly-by's and such.

Lurked anything?

It's just funny to hear all the inventive little insults that are attached to the end of every sentence. She might, she might realise a bit quicker if she clicked on the links that are scattered everywhere...or maybe she'd post a hello in every thread on the entire site.

I'd say closer to 40-nil, beelzebub. Did you buy anything? Perhaps from the Sergeants bake sale?

Nah, nothing amazing. Just what I'm subscribed to. Wait, there's U230861, if that's the right number...

Did you take notes? That is the most likely outcome, did you see the sites of her other half?

There, there, I'm sure its a little closer than that. Ha, like I'd line the pockets of these fine upholders of justice.

Hmmm, that is a little weird. I read the first couple of pages but its something to look at.