h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm glad it is.

Its always handy to know. It does the same? Try doing summat different. Yep, once you have an account then you can see larger attachments.

Was it, it must have been you. No bells at all, why did you call me a jinx.

It is, just planning on an or two. What about you?

I tend to stick to unbroken bottles anyway. Doesn't matter what I do different, it's still the same blinking form, did manage to bypass terms and conditions a couple of times but that's no use. I'll be cut off in a week anyway but, what you got?

You was a bitch man. As soon as I made first contact with you my box started crashing, I got booted every five minutes and half of my emails were deleted.

Scraping up money for ciggys, a wee treat. Not sneaking off out?

That's nice.

See, I knew it would see you in good stead. I'll have look later. Just some attachments.

Not as I remember it. And you're still the same. Oh, I remember that, you accused me of being a nark.

Good luck with that then. Not going anywhere.

It is?!

Did I tell you about the turdis my mate went in? Someone had shat in the sink and wiped their ass with their anorak. If I could read mandarin or cantonese I'd try the Eastern sites. Hmmm, how bad?

You just couldn't take a joke. I'm far less abusive. See? I was kidding about that and you got all sarky, 'That's because it's actually my job to screw up your digibox...4 people, so you mailed all your friends then?'.

I've got ciggys and nik-naks. Woohoo! Not baby-sitting again are you?

It is.

Urgh! That's disgusting. Did your mate keep the anorak? You could try the NZ and Aus ones. Bad? I don't do bad.

Well they were pretty lousy. You got all uppity about it. And that was funny.

Yay! So no stretching to and then? Not as far as I know... yet.

Oh, you have mail too.

I have heard that.

Nope, I think she almost vomited and ran away. Wuss. I'll give them a go. Maybe I should try some other providers. Nothing illegal then?

Ha, so why did you come back for more? It was partly utter disbelief someone I didn't know was being so directly, albeit humourously, nasty. Certainly broke the ice though.

Nah, I'm down to my last bag of coppers. Lock the doors and turn the lights off!

Mail?

Ah, a virgin then?

Didn't she even wave at you? Ooh! You could do. I have some links somewhere, I'll try and find them. In this country, do you mean?

I couldn't believe they could get any worse, but they did. I wasn't being nasty, if I was you'd have known about it. 9 months then?

I'll bet that shop loves you. It wouldn't work, jr knows.

Yep.

Yep.

She waved her arms frantically, but I'm not sure if it was at me. Ooh! Could I trouble you then? If it's legal i Holland I'm okay with it?

They aren't worse, they're just less frequent. You were p!ssed off a bit though, weren't ya? Who told you I was pregnant? What you on about?

What's that thing about familiarity breeding contempt? Can't you pretend you've been arrested?

You got some too.

Awwww, ne'er mind you're still a babbie yit.

That didn't turn out right, it should have been, did she wave IT at you? Still haven't done it. Try: http://www.mail.com
Is anything ILlegal in the Netherlands?

No, they're definitly worse. Not at all, a little shocked though, maybe a bit paranoid too. You are? I meant since you started hurling the insults at poor ol' me.

I suppose it saves him going to the bank for change. Don't you think that could be taking things a little too far?

You have more too.

And may I forever be.

Like she'd even touch it? Nae hurry, ma knickers are twistless. Gave it a go, is that for real? I hope men in Jesus sandals are illegal.

Are not, you liked the one about the nuns. Did my conspiracy theory hit a nerve? I could've been. Aww, I hurled compliments too Messiah.

Faking your own death is too far, that's moderate.

Och, yer spoiling me.

Amen.

What was wrong with it then? I'll look for more. I have some it's just trying to find which don't use Java. In a country where they have cannabis cafes, are you serious?

One good one every nine months then? Just got me onto my theory that it was all Telewest employees. Well I suppose that's a good start. You say you did.

And it would all have been for nothing.

Am I? Maybe I should stop then.

Praise the Bod!

It wouldn't accept any monikers, but I was wondering because of the list of domain names. I'll google for 'free email in third world countries'. I was going to shop and I couldn't because the sites were using Flash. They must have a sense of style then surely?

You're pushing me to retirement Beelzebub. TW are out to get you, they know you're trouble and they've seen your inbox. Is it hell! I don't want to be pregnant. You still don't believe me?

Ooh, is she off to a mates then?

I'm spoiling you too. You got mail.

And the .

It wouldn't, did it give you alternatives? Some good ones isn't there. How's your Spanish? You could try Latino countries, like Mexico.
And Jesus sandals most probably.

I know, you're already in hiding. I'm not Saracen, y'know. You started it. About what?

I don't think so, she's just out playing.

Oh are ya? Good, good, did you look for the photo?

What is it with the sheep? Wouldn't you rather have a giraffe?

Nah, it just kept saying I was using illegal punctuation when I wasn't using any. I was trying for mindless.com. My Spanish is awful, I'll give it a go anyway. But not with socks? Tell me you don't have a pair.

Best come out soon methinks. I have noticed, you don't end your messages with QUACK for a start. About my compliments being compliments.

It'll be time for beer soon won't it? Lucky bugger.

Yup, might even jiggle. The one of Frank and Pat Butcher on holiday?

Just applied in Portuguese through Yahoo Argentina, same thing, must be exactly the same form in every version now.

I've just ended up with a lycos account, which is pants. If I had a brain...

I thought they spoke Spanish in Argentina?I opened one too, and it is pants.
Snopes wasn't bad, did you check out About?

I see you found the LD thread eventually.

Eek! Brazil. That's what happens when your geography is based on various football leagues. Did you manage to register in the UK or just the .com?
Nope, what's it about? Boom boom.

That I did, it's moving pretty fast, went for a bath and there's already a backlog. What side are you on?

You follow the Brazillian league? The US one, I just followed the link at the bottom of your email, its nice to be able to.
I think it'll be up your strret, I'll find the link.

I keep switching. Someone will say something I disagree with then someone else will confirm it. I agreed with "O" though. Did you see the mauling clingy got?