h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wait til she's a teenager, she'll cost you far more than that. Make-up, toiletries, hairdressers, latest fashion...

I hope you catch fire so I can refrain from pissing on you. Drop and give me 50 Private!

Fluffy heid? I'm good, just scabby. I have errands for today. What you up to?

I'm glad it's not all doom and gloom.

Charming! So is that one of your things? Oh and

Nah, not now anyway. Anything interesting? I'm just gonna make dinner. Having a lazy one.

Nah, it's not. If she's anything like me, she'll steal your fags, drink your booze and arrive home at two in the morning with garden gnomes and other peoples washing.

Sadism? Yup.


Nah, just going down to set up my Granda's new stereo, he buys a new one every year. Dinner, now? Eek. I haven't even got anything in. What ya cooking?

Not my little angel.

I'll get the . They should help with the peeling.

Do you get the old ones then? Sound's like a good deal. Err, yes. What's wrong with now? I have a nice piece of ham. Got to rush.

Laters...

Everybody's little angels. Ooh, and when she starts bringing fellas home...

Luckily my wrists aren't peeling. I've been rubbing my back up and down the walls like Baloo. Lovely.

Nope, I'm the dogsbody who doesn't get anything grand-daughter. I don't look like their side of the family. I never have dinner before 6, means I'm not starving by the time I go to bed. I really am a bit weird. Oink, oink. Think of Babe.

Laters.

Hey, have you noticed?
http://www.ratemypoo.com

Whooooooo! Lord of the Rings is still in the top 10.

Is it totally down?

Looks like it, you should get yourself over to Yahoo and open an email account there. Then you can get bigger attachments.

Oh and of course the LD link works.

It'll be back up again though won't it? I used to have a hotmail, but I exceeded the year limit thing.

It does?

Oh, how is ya today?

Most probably, just not yet. You're better off with Yahoo, cos if you haven't used your hotmail account for a month they close it down, not to mention the spam.

It does, you won't be able to get into messaging or the library though, without a link or without getting a blue box.

I'm good ta, how are you?

Hmmm, scratch that about LD, just use the Internet download, set to favourites after logging in then do your own link and you should get your messages.

Can you get through the Yahoo registration process with a Digibox?

I'm still trying to dig up the link that skips the welcome page. Does the toolbar and TVinet still load? It does crash the box quite often though.

Not bad, no ciggys equals lots of energy. Another busy day?

Simpost. I was thinking that, but it sometimes takes a few tries before it loads properly...

Methinks so, that's how I signed up at:
http://www.yahoo.co.uk

Is this the one:
http://cwc.leisuredistrict.net/content/login.asp

It does seem to crash the box more, especially in here, but you only need it for the numbers onceyou have your link sorted then you won't need it anymore.

So you're climbing the walls then? Well it's disco day today at school, but I'm having a steady one.

Oh, the email link to meet pics is working fine too, just had a look.

I'll go for a look after I've loaded it then, bet I don't have any messages.

Nah, just wide-eyed and crazed. Disco and a prom? Is she at Eton Juniors? By steady do you mean sober?

(go on, freak out)

It will do, the firewall is down.

I know you do, I forgot the one I sent the other day when I was tipsy, I didn't think you'd ever get to see it.

None in the shed then? Tell me about it, bah humbug! Ish.

(huh)

You said the link didn't work and the pics were gone though.

It's alright, I canny get in. Favourites doesn't show the numbers, just the addy you posted above. Damn mother...

Nah, the fag fairy hasn't been. Discos are cheaper though, right Scrooge?
Just 'Ish'? Naughty.

(I posted loveblush, you're supposed to run)

Correction, if I move a page along after logging, it does give the addy with id. But the numbers are off-screen because the addy is so long.

It didn't work last time I tried it. Did you see then? And the big badge?

I could get you it, but I'd need your login and p/word.

Looks like you'll have to nick one from your Da when he looks through the windae then. Yep, and so they should be, still hasn't had that dress on again.

Oh right.