h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Seems to work fine now, had to add the target bit though, the pics won't scroll. I'm not sure which one he's meant to be. Is he in Whole Pic 1?

Can I email them to ya then? You can see me freak out too if yer nosey.

Already done. Was it too formal for disco wear or was it just the 'can't wear the same thing to different parties' deal?

"gives chase" Work them cheeks!

Not horizontally, it's the blinking software. I meant your friend, I'll have a look but she's in one called, "those who didn't" or summat like.

Of course, how else would I get em? Freak out? You know I'm not nosey.

Yay! Too formal.

I'm working em. Eek!

I think I was talking vertical. Ooh, I shall have a peek.

I'll mail them then. Not sure if I might have been bored and sent myself really stupid messages though. Oh, not had any luck with yahoo either, two of the fields in the form are acting up.

And another. The guilt! What was the dress like?

Faster dammit! Get the knees up!

It should scroll vertically, just not horizontally. Did you?

Got em, I'll go do it now.
Ah, that'll be the Java, try the Indian one.

I'm sure he'll be ok. Its blue.

Hmmm, you're enjoying this aren't ya.

It was in letterbox though, scrolls fine on full-screen. You know I did.

Thank ya very much. It won't work with Yahoo India either, were you taking the p!ss or do they actually not use Java in India? It's just drop-downs not showing any options.

Just blue? What an eye for detail.

Hot damn, yes! Gimme some jumpin' jacks!

Ah, that might explain it.

Got it, I'll just go do you the link now. Maybe I should delete THAT message first though.
I don't think they do use it in either India or Indonesia versions of Yahoo, I forget which one. Yep, that's the same problem I get.

It was quite long too.

Eek! You'll see my wobbly bits.

Post!!! Dammit.

In some vague way. Nobody online lookslike I thought they would.

Phew, any idea how paranoia inducing this is? Don't you dare delete it. I shall try Indonesia then, you'd think it'd be used in India with the size of it's IT sector.

Ah, no good for pole-dancing then?

Your point being?

Thought some brand shiny new servers were purchased?

Rogue possessive apostrophe.

"paces floor biting nails and tearing hair out"

"starts hyperventilating"

Calm doon. Its in your mailbox, I had to get the numbers again.

"shows tats"

I know, I've had a wee look. Thanks again.

I started wondering if I'd done the message-to-alter-ego-diary type thing and got panicky.

Argggghhhh! Sorry about that.

You're welcome, just got to sort one out for me now.

And did you?

It's alright, I'm not even sure what it means.

Don't you have one you've been using on the console? Or have you logged in again since?

No, thank Bob. Although my jokes were embarassing enough.

Phew!

I have, but I can't find it now.

I was like that when I first got back in. My jokes have got worse too.

So what does it mean then?

Ah. Poor thing, should've done yours first. Oh, no Indonesian Yahoo.

Nah, your jokes have remained consistent. You used to say 'hun' a lot though.

Afternoon. Hows you hun?

Its terrible isn't it? In Indonesian. Did you manage to sign up then?

Consistent as in stayed bad? I never did.

Afternoon. I'm good hunny-bunny, how are you?

Nope, still haven't got past the pesky title field. Any tips?

I read our first message conversation last night...nasty f**kers! You been a busy linking beaver?

I'm good too.

Tips? Don't wipe your arse on a broken bottle. Just keep trying.

Were we? What did it say and when was it? Nope, I've not been around to be.

Good to hear m8.

Thanks. I'm sure that'll come in handy. It does exactly the same thing every time though, is there any point?

Hell yeah, it was venomous. It started with me calling you a jinx, around October last year. Any bells ringing?

Ooh, it's the weekend. Got plans brewing?