h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It does, many a night that's all I've had, not as many as you though.

I shall keep an eye out and you know if I get it I'll send it on.

I haven't, because I think what I have to say about it could worry her more.

Oh and I've replied.

Well, I'm getting money from the DSS next week, I'll catch up by Christmas after I've paid the bills.

Yay! I've been checking out the ones in the Caption Comp, bunch of nutters.

I told her what I'd heard about . so she wouldn't think about handing out her addy. Looks like she's been reciprocating with on occasion though.

Ooh! Gave me a fright...

About time. Bloody Nazi's!

I had a look through it, its not the same if you can't see the pic's though.

Yeah, but where's the harm in that? Did you pacify her or were you a little worried too?

I think I owe out the first five giros though. They put up my credit limit on my store-card though, so I can buy expensive clothes and sell them...

You can see some pics on the Caption Comp pages, not many. Are you thinking of the thread in Ask?

I'll forward another email so you can see my point. I was a little worried, but I said it'd all blow over if she cooled off on the cosiness and just acted like a buddy. You think he'll kick up a stink?

Shame they don't think about peoples suffering when they're flying their desks. That is not a very good idea though is it? Aren't store cards very bad with interest?

I was, weren't you? I didn't see one that would work, but it was a while since I read the blog.

If you look at the jobby one it already seems like he's got quite attached, but maybe he won't, cos she has some friends in here.

Ach, they've all been pretty helpful to me, they've handled all the appeal paperwork and they're always up for a joke. Hell yeah, I already owe more than I spent, but I've been wandering about jacketless for a couple of months and I really need one.

Nah, I was on about the Meet Pic Caption Comp, I'll get the links.

I don't think he'd risk your wrath. Hopefully he'll just feel a bit stupid and back off.

Here ya go...

Round 1... A1104201
2... A1104265
3... A1111131
4... A1111140

Awwww, isn't that sweet, so when are they coming to meet ya Da? My, you really would make a good civil servant. Really, really?

I don't think I looked through those. Are they for this last meet?

He could try me. I do hope you're right though. You have mail.

Ooh! Four links. Thank you, you may fetch my slippers now.

One of them has, he lives across the street. Nah, the guilt would keep me up nights, I could handle the paper-shuffling because I had no idea what most of it was for. Really, really, really. Doesn't everybody need a jacket?

Yep, they are, but you'll have seen them by now. "fetches warmed slippers" Anything else?

You also...have mail. I'm always right.

What guilt? They're just doing their jobs. Well if you're that desperate...

Nope, not seen them yet I was in email answering yours. A cup of tea would be nice, or do I have to ask for everything?

I know the feeling.
Eek! I'd better go and provide the wallet.
Laters...

I can find guilt anywhere. As long as they don't think too deeply they'll be alright. I am, it's nearly rain time.

I'll get yours after my cool bath and peeling session. Eek! Here's your tea and cake which you didn't have to ask for. Sorry Master.

Innit grand?
Hope you haven't been cleaned out.
Laters Sir.

£36 fecking quid.

How was the peel? You may rise.

You have mail too.

Is that all? I've spent that on underwear. You got off lightly.

It was sore. I plastered make-up on and left the house. Good, it's your turn.

What a coincidence! So do you.

What do you mean, "Is that all?" It's a dress she'll wear once.

You left the house? Aren't you brave. Who said we were taking it in turns?

Oh and I got it.

It's a girl thing. Small price to pay to feel and look amazing for a night.

I've got to do it again soon and my lips have started bleeding. It's only fair. Now go fetch my slippers and assume the footstool position like a good boy.

Good, good. So how are you? Another hangover?

I wouldn't mind if it I wasn't paying for it.

Oh dear, have a . Who said anything about being fair?

I'm good and nope, no hangover. So hows you today?