h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just like the one you sent.

It wasn't scented, I am.

So you rolled about on it?

Nah, just rubbed it on my chest.

You did!! So that's why it looked scared?

Nah, the eyes were covered, it felt mothered. Did you like the smiley?

The smiley was cute, yes. Looked stoned though.

That makes sense. Am I the saddest bast*rd you know?

Heck, no! I thought it was sweet.

You getting soppy in your old age?

Yep, I must be.

Don't get too soft.

I just got asl'ed, fancy a jumping?

Nah that one's TOO easy.

Zy did? Just gonna look.

I'm having a sale today.

Nope, t'other. Knew I shouldn't have put any info on my page.

I noticed.

Just saw there. It's amazing that. The information is there if you read the page, yet he still has to ask. Yoome2ers!

I'll try to stop.

I suppose he has no other way to start a conversation. Did you see the Boss's present too?

Why would you want to do that?

So are you gonna reply? He wants your email addy too. Not seen it, I'll go look.

You're such a sensitive little soul nowadays, wouldn't want to make you blush.

I suppose I'll have to, I'll say I'm busy washing my hair with caustic soda. Lots of badgey goodness.

That's okay, I don't really blush anyway.

Why not point him to the netiquette forum? Yes, not seen one of those before.

Really? I'll just take off my clothes and jiggle my jugs then...

Maybe I should direct him to the Debating Society. He's going to get worse now isn't he?